Friday 4 May 2012

Dog Blog Paws for Thought.


Paws for thought, Molly The Wally

Paws for thought, how to train your human.


Call of the wild, we are told that 30,000 years of being our best friend have genetically changed humans to be like us. My human is a particularly difficult specimen and much time and patience was spent training and schooling. If you really want to get the most out of your human you must show whose boss. I suggest bed hogging, bagging the best chair and being the owner of the remote control usually spells out who is top dog. Problems with sharing of food is a common issue and can usually be resolved by jumping up, begging and drooling. Should these fail a bit of counter surfing and bin raiding can be good stand-bys in times of need.  Loitering during walks is particularly annoying so my top tip is head off to the park at breakneck speed dragging your idle owner along with you. Remember the exercise will do them good. Lastly obedience training takes time and effort and don’t forget your human is for life not just for Christmas!

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    1. Thank you Flynnah. Have a good day.
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. Very good advice. I am taking notes!

    Your pal, Pip

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    1. Thank you Mr Pip, I am thinking of starting up a problem page for pooches who have issues with their owners?
      Best wishes Molly

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  3. Molly amiguinha querida...
    Obrigada pela visita, amo voce em meu blog.
    OBRIGADA POR SER MINHA AMIGUINHA QUERIDA.
    Fica com o Papai do Céu.
    Aus 1000 e Beijos 1000 com amor e carinho das amigas...

    KIPPY & LILLY


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    ..Beijos!`-'

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    1. Obrigado. Tenha um fim de semana encantador.
      Os melhores cumprimentos Molly

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  4. LOL! Love it! Leonardo is taking notes about training his dodgy specimen of a human! X

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    1. Thank you Leonardo. I am always available for advice on handling humans.
      Have a great weekend.
      Best wishes Molly.

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  5. woof- hear,hear barkrific suggestions.

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    1. Thank you Jessej and welcome to my blog. Have a good weekend and remember to have some fun with your human.
      Best wishes Molly

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