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Carla Bruni will revive her singing career. 

News that Carla Bruni will revive her singing career comes as her husband, Nicolas Sarkozy, was pictured at his first public engagement since losing the French presidential election. Suggested songs include ‘I am A Loser’ (The Beatles), ‘Loser Like Me’ (Glee), but more like glum and ‘Lonesome Loser’ (Little River Band). Other tracks are ‘Losing It’ (Rush), ‘Even The Losers’ (Tom Petty) and ‘Losing My Touch’ (Toby Keith). The album titled ‘Lost In France’ will be released forthwith and needless to say to mediocre acclaim. There are also rumours that she will also star in a remake of ‘The Losers’ an explosive tale of double cross and revenge. When asked how her husband reacted to his landslide loss, she reportedly told my sources at Molly Media that he was ‘not bitter’. A delivery van was last seen outside the Sarkozy residence unloading a guillotine and several spare blades. Madame Defarge was also seen entering the premises with her knitting needles and a large amount of wool.