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Ice Cream Wars, Mr Whippy has a hissy fit.

A ‘Cold War’ had broken out between two ice cream vendors after one tried to muscle in on another ones’ patch in Blackburn. The pair came to blows when one of the men told a queue of children that his ‘99' with a flake, was tastier and cheaper than those of his rival. The flakey flake throwing duo were going at it with ‘Magnum’ force. The turf war twits then displayed a bad case of potty mouth which ended in Mr.Yummy smashing the window of the ice-cream van belonging to Mr.Whippy. It brings a whole new meaning to the saying, ‘I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream’! Can you imagine the frosty reception this daft pair got when they had to explain to Mrs. Whippy and Mrs. Yummy why they had trashed vans? Less chilling out, more freezing out in outer Siberia. Police have now launched an investigation after receiving complaints from both ice cream sellers. My sources at Molly Media have informed me that the London Metropolitan Police Force has come up against ‘Walls’ of silence as to who threw the first ‘Popsicle’! We will keep you informed of any forensic developments from the deep freeze!