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Feeling Flush why not try a gold plated toilet?

Feeling flush? Why not splash out on a £12m yacht complete with gold-plated toilets? Designers customised the ‘Majesty 13’ super yacht at the request of a wealthy client. Made from regular porcelain, the toilets are then coated in three layers of 21 carat gold at a cost of around £10,000. Maybe it flushes with Evian water and the toilet paper is printed by ‘The Bank of England’! I bet they will be using the bidet to wash their feet in?

However this is cheap in comparison to last years’ revelation. A £129,000 lavatory was unveiled at The World Toilet Expo. Yep there is one and it took place in Haikou, China. This is where crap-centric companies convened together to look at all things loo loo. Money down the toilet if you ask me! 

You can spend a penny or two at Hang Fung Gold Technology's showroom in Hong Kong where the tacky toilets are valued at $29Million. Visitors apparently have to wear plastic covers over their shoes, in order to avoid scratching the 900-gram gold bars embedded in the floor. Do patrons relieving themselves in this luxurious lavatory, get to wipe their butts with sheets of gold leaf? This is what happens when you have money, but no taste, no class and a brain the size of the Higgs Boson! Thinking aloud, is that what Gordon Brown did with our long gone gold reserves??? 

Now it is not easy balancing on the toilet seat but if think you can do better you should enter the Gymnastics events in the Blogville Olympics 2012 hosted by Madi. Lucky I didn’I fall in or I’d be entering the Swimming event hosted by Sarge, followed by the Bathtub Wrestling hosted by Uji and Izzy.