Blog From The Dog House, Boozy Bears!

Boozy bears cause mayhem! Goldilocks is shocked!

Goldilocks never would have thought there would be such a bear backlash from her porridge-eating exploits. A mummy bear and her three cubs started the retaliation campaign for their species in true style. According to my sources at Molly Media the family broke into a holiday cabin in North West Norway. They ripped a wall off the cabin and then trashed the place by overturning furniture and breaking shelves. Then they emptied the food cupboards finishing off the stores of marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and jam. They must have been looking for those bear necessities? Thirsty work I hear you say! They then decided to glug the cans of larger. However developing a taste for the amber nectar they then proceeded to polish off over a hundred cans in all. ‘They had a hell of a party in there,’ cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen told our reporter. ‘The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up!’ To make matters worse it seems one of them had a bit too much to drink and slept it off in Even's bed which was covered in beer, and tuffts of fur. Talk about a bear with a sore head. Unbear-lievable! Was it Hoffemeister the bear I hear you ask? If you see a drunk bear sleeping it off, don't wake it. There is no more dangerous predator in nature than a hungover bear! The bear faced cheek of it!