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Virgo August 23^rd to September 23^rd.

Mercury the planet of communication, learning and commerce has once again become influential leading to projects taking on new vigour. You may find your human running around like a mad thing with what appears little purpose. Be patient, as soon you will reap the rewards of all their hard work without even getting out of your basket.

This sign is the only female sign in the zodiac and therefore dogs who own a Virgo human should remember that these creatures are best summed up as still waters that run deep. They are unassuming, outwardly cheerful and often they can be sensible, discreet, well spoken, wise and witty. Therefore don’t worry about any antics you may regret as you Virgo human will put all things right with good humour. A good muddy roll around on the bed will be no test for a Virgo so do your worse and they will happily cover your tracks. They have a brilliant understanding of languages so take a bit of time out from napping and go talk to your Virgo human. You will find they understand your demands without too much difficulty so use this and demand often and loudly. They are known to be careful with money so don’t bother begging for new toys it won’t work. Therefore when owning a Virgo human you need to be inventive, shoes make excellent toys as do wallets, mobile phones and remote controls. Your human maybe prone to digestive problems and their love of exotic foods undoubtedly does not help. Therefor be bold, beg frequently and eat as much as you can to make sure you human stays well.

Likes:

Making lists (so learn to forge their writing and leave those lists lying around), hygiene (so get down and get dirty they will love giving you as bath), order (so structure their day so they know what to expect, food, walk, nap, nap, walk, food, sleep) and exotic foods (so bring them some roadkill).

Dislikes:

Squalor (so don’t let them see you trashing your bedding), uncertainty (so be in charge and make sure you give them those lists) anything unpleasant (so hide those vermin extermination and hunting with hounds magazines) and lastly sloppy workers (thus leave it all to them and take a nap instead).

Remember your human is for life not just for Christmas.

For previous star signs - see right archive blogs under Mystic Molly.