Flog It Blog It, Top 10 Bizarre Food Inventions!

Today we bring you our top ten bizarre food inventions!

Sick of butter knives cluttering up your cutlery draw? Exhausted with how much effort it takes to butter your toast? Then be amazed! We have the solution for you here with the great invention of the ‘Butter Stick’. You can now spread even layers of buttery deliciousness without any fuss and it can even double up as a lip balm. How did I ever live without one?

Pull up to your local drive through in style with his handy French fry holder. Never rummage around in paper bags again risking life and limb whilst trying to nab a chip. Just pop this amazing device in your cup holder and you will never be without one. You will have to drive away whilst balancing your hot beverage between your legs though! 

Feel like a beer but you can’t because you are driving? Fancy a bit of the golden nectar but you are nowhere near the fridge. Well prepare to be astounded with the all new ‘Beer Gloss’. Nevermind you will walk around smelling like someone with a drink problem. This is a must for the lady with a man who likes his beer!

And to go with that beer lip gloss why not invest in a pair of pizza scissors. With this brilliant invention you can measure your slices to within a millimetre of accuracy. No more squabbling about who has the biggest portion. A must have as by now you’ve thrown away all your knives after purchasing the ‘Butter Stick’! 

So now you want to eat your pizza why not do so with this handy little finger fork. Made out of top qulaity stainless steel you can now get real close to your food without a silly handle getting in the way. With Halloween coming up why not buy ten and then you can also do a cool impersonation of Eward ScissorHands! 

Time for a drink? Why not purchase the wonderful rock and poor bottle holder. No need to get your hands sticky just use this astounding creation and you will have clean hands forevermore. This stylish gadget made out of white plastic would be a welcome addition to any dinning table.

With all the exertion in the kitchen why not treat yourself to an ice cream? Whilst you are at it why not invest in this labour saving device? Yes your life will never be the same once you acquired a motorized ice cream cone. Lip smacking good if you ask me! Hours of twirling fun for your delectation.

To find out if your meat is fresh enough buy the ‘Fresh Sensor’. Hold this device approximately 1 inch from your food, press the button and wait for 30 seconds. It has three different lights, green, yellow and red. Of course you know what each light means and it costs a mere $89.99. Hold on a minute don’t buy this as I am a ‘Fresh Sensor’ and I cost nothing!

Did you ever flick food at your siblings or friends? Well now you can, covering greater distances and with a more accurate aim. Just nip out and buy yourself a ‘Zing’ and enjoy a fun food fight.

And lastly whilst we are truly exhausted after a hard day working why not get the cat to do something useful for a change? Pop on these little booties and get kitty to clean up the mess you have just left all over the kitchen floor whilst playing with our top food gadget pix n mix. Which one is your favourite?