Slog It Blog It, Top Tip For back To School!

The Best excuses for not having done your homework!

The old cliché of blaming the dog for eating ones homework no longer works as an excuse nowadays. However being wrongly declared dead or frightening ghosts might just work. Or try espionage or being held at gunpoint. These are just some of the excuses that make up the litany of odd reasons students have used to explain why they have not completed their homework. John Curry a lecturer in computing at City of Bath College compiled the bizarre list of downright strange but legitimate reasons that pupils have used. Feel pity for the poor student who was mistaken for a spy and held in China. He then had the mammoth task of convincing his teacher that it had actually happened. Another unfortunate student was granted an extension after the Indian government tried to seize his home after he had been declared legally dead. Blaming the dog for eating ones work is too flimsy an excuse to cut the mustard these days. About time we dogs were let off the hook. Have you ever destroyed documents you shouldn’t have? Mine was a passport and very tasty it was too!

Don’t forget it is back to school at Blogville so pop over to Frankie to see all the classes and why not pop over to Sarge to get your backpack decorated.