Self publishing is big business and just as there are some good books out there bad ones exist too and worse is a bad book with a bad book cover. So today we bring a selection of the worst e-book covers. Enjoy and maybe you might want to download some onto your kindle and then again maybe not.
Have a marvellous Monday all.
I think the hippo one is a must buy! I was nearly floored by one in Llandudno the other day!! ;)
ReplyDeleteLove these. Mmmmm we think our favourite is the Llama space one.
ReplyDeleteThe horse one hah!!!!
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They are all hysterical, but have to go with the final one ...But you are a horse ....
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL MOL WHAT GREAT TITLES!!
ReplyDeleteMOM says she must admit she is often drawn to the cover of a book FIRST
Hugs madi your bfff
Oh like the one with the horse... it's with Sylvester Stallione, right? I will buy some pop corn and I think I watch them all :o) have a super monday!
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ReplyDeleteI like the horse movie... it's with Sylvester Stallione right? Think I will buy some popcoen and watch them all tonight. have a super monday
easy rider
we think CLAWS wins paws down :)
ReplyDeletemy favorite is the hippo and 2nd is the red head with the clippers. NONE of these make me want to read the book... now i will have to pay more attention. when i get my ebooks, they come in my email, i click the link and get book. a whole new world has opened to me now that i see these.
ReplyDeletei just want to say have very much I enjoy your humor, i always smile when i leave here
ReplyDeleteteeehee.....OK Miz Molly, you know I'm out to self-publish my blog as a book, but I PROMISE to not use any funky cover photos! OH dear, that one with the horse....
ReplyDeleteEwwwww we think the horse one Molly..it has to stink to high heaven bwahahahhahah and creepy on way too many levels ......loves Fozziemum xxx
ReplyDeleteOh I wants to read them all...would help Mum's daily commute fly by!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Is there really someone who wrote about a hippo encounter?!? WTD! BOL
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Some of those look pretty darn scary Molly!
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ReplyDeleteI've read the Hippo encounter book. It's very good. I know the author, it was all about his love life and dating scene.
ReplyDeleteHaha! You were born a comedian.
ReplyDeleteLots of Woofs from Earl, Ethel and I at Earl's World!
I think I love that: But you're a horse LOL :)
ReplyDeleteOK, the horse one made me LOL!
ReplyDeleteAt least she didn't call him a HORSES' ......A$$... RIGHT?
ReplyDeletesome of those do look a littel disturbing BOL!
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
But you're a horse! That has got to be the weirdest book ever - for a variety of reasons.
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
Most of them are scary! We might read the hippo one.
ReplyDeleteAs a self-pubbed person myself, I'd feel too mean to laugh. Had to look up the horse one - says it's “a collection of pranks, anecdotes and gags that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover of the book containing them." He should probably say that on the cover somewhere! Funniest thing though is the one-star review it got on Amazon from a person who was (supposedly) disappointed that it wasn't a human-horse love story!
ReplyDeleteOMD....Mama can't stop giggling!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Haha! The Lorilee one looks pretty weird... Most of them look weird anyways..
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm. Those are some intriguing titles.
ReplyDeleteI, uh, might read them?
Love Noodles
The Llama Space Tale every time!
ReplyDeleteHey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, these writers are nutty! I was cracking up at Unholy Cow until I saw But You're A Horse and fell over laughing. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR What are these peeps thinking?!? OMD OMD OMD
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Claws scared us very much
ReplyDeleteWe wanna read the horse one! haha
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
We always wondered if there were unholy cows to go with the holy ones.
ReplyDeleteHa roo roo roo!
Y/s,
Mags
We would like to get our paws on one of those
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Unholy Cows....no wait, Claws...no wait , But you're a Horse, yep thats it!....well OK all of them!
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MOL!
ReplyDeleteThey all were pretty bad but that last one was creepy!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs. We vote for Claws and the hippo - what some peeps think of!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Dear Molly,
ReplyDeleteThose look very scary. I am going to go hide in my Bed now.
Licks,
Cobi
We have several writers in Cincinnati that use this medium and I know one who came to our book club and she made enough in one year to pay of her home mortgage. Weird titles attract strange people and there are a lot of strange people out there. Lets write Molly.
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Sweet William The Scot
Claws!
ReplyDeleteAllie: *slaps paws over Faraday's eyes* Seriously, NOT for young eyes! (MOL!)
ReplyDeleteBOL good one CLAWS.
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Sully
The Llama space tale sounds pretty good to me.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
They do have crazy sounding titles for sure!
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tweedles
It's not the titles so much as the images. Cringing and laughing at the same time.
ReplyDeleteSo many great titles to choose from, I can't decide.
ReplyDeleteWell, if nothing else, those covers should generate discussion (not to mention laughs).
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Critter Alley
Are those for real? OMC...We're at a loss for words, especially over (cringe) that last one. Eeekkk!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by. The human's not heard anything yet and is starting to fret. LOL.
OMD! hahahahahaha!!!! You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Bwahaha those are seriously bad.
ReplyDeleteKitty Glitter's book cover is definitely our fave. No surprise there! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteSome of those just can't be unseen can they!!
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