Leo ‘The Log Dog’
Leo ‘The Log Dog’ tried to get me a new log today but sadly
although the diet continues my bottom is not that small. Not to offend tried to sit on it but kept
falling off. Everybody kept laughing so gave up and used it for tightrope practice
for when I run away and join the circus. Decided to go to the cafe to mull over
what death defying feats I could perform to my adoring public. As I am
particularly adept at climbing trees thought about tightrope walking whilst
balancing my great tome ‘Meals From The Field’ on my head and eating a
Pukka pie all at the same time. The posters would read ‘Death Defying Molly Eat
The Pie Or Die’! Going off to buy some Velcro!
Oh Molly you are a larf !
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