Things are hotting up with the hot pie tax.
Signed the petition ‘By George, The Tax Is Too High On The
Pie, Oik’! Now bakers and food chains are
planning to mobilise angry pie and pasty fans to block the new levy. Protesters
will convene on Baker Street and march on to Pudding Lane where they will hear
guest speaker The Pilsbury Doughboy address
the crowd. Desperate Dan
will also speak out against the tax and there will be free samples of cow pie
for all fans. As resentment festers Pinkie Pie from ‘My Little Pony’ stated
that she would buck the butt of ‘By George’ all the way out of office. We are warned
that the Government say that the dissent could spark a “panic at the pie shops”
but don’t worry no one has any petrol to get there.
I shall back the protest all the way, how dare they diss our pies and pastys, more tax .....off with their heads....and we'll bake it in a pie......
ReplyDeleteVery unappetising! Bon Appetite!
DeleteSing a song of sixpence for I’m going to cry,
ReplyDeleteFour and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds flew on the wing,
Oh it wasn't a dainty dish to set before the king?
The taxman was in his counting house counting out his money,
The Government was in parliament thinking it rather funny
The maid was famished after working and couldn’t afford a snack
Pinkie Pie from ‘My Little Pony’ stated By George you'll get a smack!
You are a poet and you don’t know It! Ta
DeleteMust get little Jack Horner to join the protest - he won't be able to afford any pies to put his thumb in !
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