Molly The Wally tries for Special Patrol with the Police.
Shock, horror, my application to join ‘The Special Patrol’
has been rejected. It would appear that the criminal records check showed up a
whole list of my misdeemeanours. Ranking number one was the incident with the
crumpled poop bin when I was unfairly branded a hooligan and cautioned for
reckless endangerment. This was followed closely by numerous reports about Molly
the unruly canine having to be apprehended after running amok in the park for
hours on end. I am very upset and have written a strongly worded complaint to
Bernard Hogan-Howe head of ‘The Metropolitan Police’. I have insisted that my
records be expunged forthwith and that my job application should be
reconsidered. Also added that in these testing times they should take all the
help they can get.
You might have to do some Community Service to get these misdemeanours
ReplyDeleteExpunged from your record !