Crocodile tears from Ken Livingston out on the campaign Trail.
Ken Livingston the
laborious candidate for London mayor started crying as he watched a video of voters
pleading with him to win next month’s credit crunch election.’ Crocodile Tears Ken’ was accused by his own party of
acting, after it emerged that the broadcast that made him weep, used paid
'supporters’ reading from a script. The over-do of the boo-hoo left me
wondering what was so upsetting about this film? I can now report that when viewing it I too
was overcome with emotion as it was tear-jekringly awful. Offers are flooding
in as we speak and ‘Brother Ken’ is rumoured to record a rendition of ‘Cwwying
Over You’. A spokesperson for Simon Cowbell said he has teamed up with
Waterworks Production and expects the record to sink without a trace. We await
the release of this lamentable lament with so much anticipation we weep.
Whose cwying now!!!! Nominated for the Oscars is our Ken!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid no one tell him 'Big Boys Don't Cry'!
DeleteBest wishes Molly
A right sob story if you ask me. Our Ken has obviously progressed from newts to crocodile (tears) !ŷ
ReplyDeleteYes King Newt is moving up in the reptilian world!
DeleteBest wishes Molly