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Molly The Wally Takes A Look At Some Great Valentines' Gifts For Your Special One!

With valentines just round the corner we’d thought we’d take a look at some more unusual gifts you might want to surprise your loved ones with.

What about the perfect tease gift for those chocolate lovers out there? If you love maths why not combined the two with this chocolate calculator? It comes wrapped up like a real chocolate bar and even smells like a chocolate too. Ditch the diet and enjoy!

For those with green fingers, why not try to grow your own boyfriend or girlfriend! These companions will always be by your side, will listen to all your troubles and will never answer back, judge you or moan about how much money you spend. Just stick them in the bathtub and behold your very own perfect partner!

How about a ring of love cup! Can’t afford the real thing? No worries just compromise with this handy mug and for a bonus you will never have to worry about losing your bling again.

The control your woman remote control is a must for those male chauvinists amongst us. Simply press a button and hope that your commands are obeyed. We really like the stop nagging, moaning and whining buttons. Why is there not a man version we ask, complete with stop sleeping, snoring and farting in front of the TV buttons?

This giant gummy bear is probably the best Valentine's Day gift ever because it is the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears and weighing in at a stonking 5lbs. We know you are thinking, how am I supposed to eat it? You can either use a knife and fork or just dig in with your hands and go for the bite, rip and chew method. We also liked the heart shaped jelly moulds. The perfect gift for medical students and aspiring cannibals alike.

You will want you beloved lady to be safe when you're not there to protect them? Well she will love the feeling that you care enough to pick pink girly self defense weapons.

Underwear is always a winner at Valentines. We really like the brief jerky.

Guarantee she will run away screaming if you ask her to marry you with the $10 Pizza Hut proposal kit. Think we are joking? Maybe, maybe not!

How about Henry The Talking Gnome that repeats what you say in a high pitch squeaking voice? Henry has gone all red, with gold booties and a pair of wings. Valentine's Day Henry just wants to be your Cupid this year. Record a message on Henry and then send Henry as a gift to someone. Hmmm just preferably not me. On second thoughts how long do you think it would take me to de-stuff, decapitate and disembowel dear Henry?

And finally the best Valentines’ gift for her ever! Priceless! Are you planning anything special for your significant other? Happy Valentines for tomorrow!