(Thelma & Louise), Pip & Puddles Living It Large In London!

Trouble comes in Twos when Thelma & Louise, Pip & Puddles Go Large In London!

It was late at night when Pip and Puddles flew in on the red-eye. We drove through the deserted streets of London and stopped to take in the view before heading off to the Hilton Hotel where a luxury suite had been booked. 

Puddles started to unpack.........!

Puddles, how did you get that through customs? Jolly hockey sticks it is going to be mayhem in my manor. Hold on to your hats guys!

Yep it was off to ‘Buck House’ to meet my best pal ‘Maj’. Things looked good as both put on their best attire and there was no mention of cheeseburgers or cheetos and beer! 

Maj took Pip & Puddles onto that famous balcony and I have to admit I was feeling pretty good until..........????? Shock, horror whilst Thelma and Louise they had been waiting for an audience with Maj they decided to leave their mark for prosperity.

Yikes, they’d only defaced a priceless portrait of Corgi 1 by Hans-Hol-Bone! Pip seems to have fun throwing tennis balls at it and Puddles thought her own artistic interpretation would further enhance this masterpiece. We quickly headed off to Number 10 before anyone noticed. 

Now getting a bit big headed the pair decided to wear crowns in an attempt to look regal. Dave Cameron our Prime Minster (Just Call Me Dave) seemed quite impressed, until this happened............

Puddles decided to try and dead Larry the Number 10 cat. Unfortunately Larry played dead and the whole sorry event was captured by the Pawparatzi! Time for a quick exit and over to ‘The Little Shop On The Corner’ Horrids to escaped the mayhem the duo had left behind

We hid in ‘The Pet Spa’ as I thought nobody would recognise them with a blueberry face mask on. Sadly it was not to be! Pupcakes hit the wrong note and the terrible twosome started demanding cheeseburgers, cheetos and crates of beer. OMD this is turning into a disaster!

Did no one tell them they don’t do cheeseburgers, cheetos and beer in Horrids? So off down the rub-a-dub-dub (pub) for beer and fish N chips.

Pip & Pip started on the old G n Ts’ whilst Puddles knocked back the pints. Things started to go awry when The 3 Ps’ though it was a smashing idea to have a pea-fight. They pinged peas until the locals threw them out............yep we got barred.

Maybe a spin on the London eye was not such a good idea? I hope they got good cleaners?

The morning after the night before was one I’d rather forget. The Pips took the whole Rock N Roll lifestyle to heart. No televisions were hurt in the making of this post but then again I did not check the bedrooms.

A quick tour of ‘The Tower Of London’ but the mention of the dungeon had the gruesome twosome running for cover to ‘Trafalgar Square’. Ominous dark clouds were gathering and I could feel a chill in my spine. Had Maj discovered her painting had been given a Pip & Puddles make-over? Was Larry The Cat really dead? Were all the TVs trashed at the Hilton? 

Time for our intrepid explorers to make a run for it. News was out. They are wanted by Interpol, Her Majesties Beefeaters, MI5, FBI, CIA, KFC, the Po-Po and the Cats Protection League. Holy Moley they are truly on the run now!

Where will they end up next????? What mischief and mayhem will they unleash on their unsuspecting host? Will they be arrested before Pip & Puddles complete their World Bucket Tour or will they simply drive off the edge of a cliff never to be seen again like Thelma & Louise????? No chance, P&P masters of disguise and trained in the deadly art of Fangchew will crashing into your life anytime soon. Watch out, be afraid.......be very afraid!!!!!!!!!!!!!