Easter Day is nearly here so ............
Yep don't forget the bunny poop!
Meanwhile over at Puddles' place!
Those blooming bunny ears get everywhere!
Anyone for Pot?
Hair, doo-fuss!
Bunnys’
Revenge!
The Easter
Bunny stole my egg, which made me rather cross,
I thought
about revenge, to show that rabbit who is boss,
the trap I
set was hidden well, all camouflaged with grass,
I’d catch
that thieving bunny and I’d fry his scrawny ass!
That night I
heard the trap spring shut, he’d met his Waterloo,
I smiled and
settled down to sleep, and dreamed of rabbit stew,
I hoped he’d
still be there, alive, I wanted him to beg,
perhaps I’d
be magnanimous, and spare him for an egg?
No hopping,
fluffy fur ball could defeat the likes of me,
I surfed the
intermutts and looked up recipes for rabbit fricassee,
then went
out to the garden to retrieve my helpless prey,
the blasted
trap was empty, somehow he’d got clean away.
I swore, and
kicked the stupid trap, which flew across the yard,
a piece of
paper fluttered down, he’d left a calling card
Perhaps he
wanted peace, or had he left the card to gloat?
I sat down
under my tree and read this on the note:
‘Your traps
can never hurt me, I’m the Easter Bunny, see,
I’m magic
and no earthly steel can harm the likes of me,
I’m sorry about
your egg, but someone needs it more than you,
the cat next
door was looking sad, and so I left him two.
I thought
you wouldn’t mind, as it was so badly hid,
I see that I
was wrong, I can’t believe what you did,
you’ll pay
the price at Christmas time, I hope it makes you mad,
I wrote a
note to Santa and I told him you’ve been BAD!’
101 things to do with left over Halloween stock?
One for all you crafty folk!
And lastly ..........
Happy Easter Everybody. Make it a good one!
Best wishes Molly The Wally & Pippin.
O Mollie, those were so funny! We think Easter would be better if we had a bunny like that last picture.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter. Hailey, Zaphod, Bagheera and Nin
That last photo really cracked me up...The look on that dog's face is priceless...Have a happy fun-filled Easter!
ReplyDeleteHappy weird and wacky Easter Molly :)
ReplyDeleteMolly, Molly, Molly.....Where do you find all this stuff? It's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWe're with the dog. If a bunny comes here, we'll get it!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy,Bella & Roxy
Oh Molly, that was such a fun post and I'm still laughing at Puddles house, that was purrfect!
ReplyDeleteOh Molly, Molly, Molly - this post takes the cake ... it's hysterical and gave me my morning laugh. I've gotta put a note on my blog post today about this post and link it back over to you ... don't want to steal your Easter Bunny poem ... plus all the pictues (loved got pot?) - that had me rolling.
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy Easter to Molly and her lovely Peeps,
Katie
www.westiejulep.blogspot.com
Hummmmm, Bunny Poop, Barharhr, thanks for the funnies, You guys have one Very Happy Easter!
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The Mad Scots
hahaha the last picture is great - I think this guy was the only one who had what he REALLY want in his easter bucket:o)Have a wonderful&happy easter, I hope your bucket is filled with squirrels and toys :o)
ReplyDeleteThis had me rolling with laughter, Molly. You are the best for ferreting these things out. Thanks for the Easter laughs!
ReplyDeleteSam has been trying to catch the Easter Bunny for years now - I'll tell him some pup already caught him...
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WOOOO WOOOOO! Miz Molly, you are a radical, a revolutionary, the maven of madness, and I love ya. HAPPY EASTER!
ReplyDeleteMolly the white bunny with the Easter eggs on it's tummy looks like a cross between a bunny and a bat.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to you all too
Hugs your BFFF
Madi
oh, the lab at the end!!! :)
ReplyDeleteand the hair do takes 'hair weave' to an extreme!
Oh my that one picture is a bit scary. Happy Easter
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LOL. Love all the pictures! Happy Easter Weekend, Molly!
ReplyDeleteI love your Easter bunny ears Molly! Wishing you all a wonderful long weekend, and I hope that the bunny is good to you!!
ReplyDeleteOMD that last one is too good. Hope you have a Happy Easter Molly!
ReplyDeleteYou always find and write the funniest things! Love the pic of you in the bunny ears. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! The posts you put up are always so good! That poem was really funny, I like poems! Some of those pictures were scary though, especially the Hallowe'en ones!
ReplyDeleteHave a really happy easter, to you and your humans!
Pippa :)
I don't know if I like the lefts from Halloween, that crazy rabbit with huge teeth is so scary!!! And the last dog is so bad!!! You know that a long time ago my brother Barum picked up a chicken (from our neighbour) and keep walking with it in his mouth...but he didn't hurt it!!! My mom was like crazy!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter!
Licks from Pink
Those pictures (and poem!) are great, but that last shot still has me laughing!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter Molly and thanks for the great laughs. (I think we're kind of scared now of the Easter Bunny.)
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
We never knew the Easter bunny has such big scarey toofies!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter, Molly!
Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Happy Eateregg Molly..Humom mail in the morning, we are banned from the pawter..BOL xxooxxx
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Hi Molly,
ReplyDeleteWhat a fantastic Easter post! You find the most interesting and funny things! The Fails were very funny, and the Easter poem was great. I love your Easter photo, you are a beautiful bunny girl. And the little chicks are such a cute addition to the ears. :->
Wishing you and your family a wonderful and very Happy Easter filled with much love and fun! And I hope the Easter Bunny brings you and yours lots of yummy treats! Enjoy!
Cheers,
K
Happy Easter, Molly! You look beautiful in all your Easter finery.
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Lol - good ones today Molly! The Easter hair is pretty crazy I'd have to say.
ReplyDeleteanother great thought provoking post Molly, you are so fun. that Easter bunny is so scary! We had Easter egg bingo at work this week, everyone won something.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter Molly!
ReplyDeletelove ya
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Ha ha! Always hysterical!
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter!
Hugs,
Hello. My first time here. Happy Easter! =)
ReplyDeleteLoved the poem, and, as always, the pictures are great.
ReplyDeleteSo much happiness at your house--- Happy Easter!
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tweedles
The poem is great. Thanks for all the laughs over bunny poop and Puddles backyard. But we might have trouble falling asleep tonight after seeing the scary bunny.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter Molly!
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Howdy Molly, thanks again for the laughs. That doggie at the end with the bunny ears?? Please tell us it's not the easter bunny. See ya sweetie pie. Happy Easter to all in your pack. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter Molly! You don't look really happy with your bunny ears though :(
ReplyDeleteHello Molly....
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter !
Nyan nyan
Nina
Oh, woo. You really do look nice with big pink ears! :)
ReplyDeleteSorry we got so behind reading. We're trying to play catch-up today and have been having lots of fun reading your blog!
I hope that wasn't really the Easter Bunny in that last picture! Ha woo.
Luv,
Dave
Hello there Molly,
ReplyDeleteWe are happy to meet you and share adventures with you from now on. We hope you can also drop by and visit us when you're free. It's fun reading your posts. You got pawesome bunny ears. Unlike us, we look like we're from outerspace. Waaah
Happy Easter from all of us!
Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie
Thank you...Happy Easter too :-)
ReplyDeleteMolly...you are a supersweet bunny :-)
Shaggy
Hysterical Easter funnies.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a nice Easter.
Where do you find these things? But I actually did like the lady with the basket for hair, that was damn creative and I would wear that!!
ReplyDeleteHope you're having a great Easter Molly!
ReplyDeleteThose were some very disturbing photos! Wrigs has tried time and again to catch bunnies--not just the Easter Bunny--and never even comes close. He still has fun trying, though. :-)
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