Today
we hop over to Venezuela were angry citizens are facing a difficult time on the
toilet. Mon Dieu the country is running out of loo roll. Many supermarkets in
the South American state have completely run out of toilet paper. Worried consumers
are queuing for hours to get their hands on a single sheet. The government has
rushed to import 50 million rolls. Are they trying to paper over the cracks?
However it may be too little too late for many angry members of the public as
supplies bottom out. Pensioner Manuel Fagundes failed to find a single sheet
during his shopping trip to Caracas and he told our reporter from Molly Media, ‘This
is the last straw. I'm 71 years old and this is the first time I've seen this. While
Cristina Ramos added, ‘I've been looking for some for two weeks. I was told
that they had some here and now I'm in line waiting.’ Butt it is s not just
toilet paper Venezuela is running out of, supermarket shelves have also been
cleared of milk, butter and coffee as the crisis continues due to low prices
set by the Socialist government. Since the death by dictator Hugo Chavez, state
controlled prices have been set below real market prices result in hoarding and
therefore shortages. But Chavez's
successor President Nicolas Maduro claims anti government forces are
deliberately clearing shelves, in a bid to destabilise the country. Hmmm
actually we have news for you…..we think it is the Japanese.
Don't like that girl in the photo's chances if she walked down a street in Caracas.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
I could do with one of those, my nose is always running in this cold weather we keep having..LOL Survived the concert :) xx00xxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
OMD....gross. :) Hope you guys have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh....I'm just recovering from a laugh attack...on a full stomach from my breakfast!!!!!!! OH MOLLY..what can I say but that you are brilliant? teeheheheheheeehe dear, dear, dear..you are too much. SMILES!
ReplyDeleteHard to imagine not having any TP! I guess they will have to start cutting up their bedsheets into little squares!
ReplyDeleteRunning out of TP, seriously??
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
oh my that is a awful problem
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
Super funny! We read about that in the BBC.
ReplyDeleteOh sh.. I'll bet they tried mom's cheesecake-recipe :o) Or maybe they are writing her wishlists for christmas? Have a funny weekend - and paws crossed for the new compawter.
ReplyDeletecould come in handy next cold season :)
ReplyDeleteI can see a big pile of trouble headed their way MOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, those nutty peeps! OMD, why not just use a leaf or just go au naturale like us. Well, I guess because they are tons messier than we are. BOL Thanks for the ginormous chuckle today, Molly!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Don't they know they could just SCOOT like WE do???
ReplyDeleteThey will need to use some leaves. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteThat lady wears a paper holder on her head! :)
ReplyDeleteI like what you did with the toilet paper, Molly! Ha-ha!
ReplyDeleteit is sad.
ReplyDeleteOMD Molly...your Japanese links never fail to astound me...still LMAO here
ReplyDeleteBOL!!! Molly you are too funny!! Such an insightful reporter!
ReplyDeleteLicks,
Ruthie
Ahhhhhh, excellent. What a great laugh to start our weekend!
ReplyDeleteIt's not pretty but it is practical. Unlike me....I am just the opposite :-)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant report Molly! Hope you have a great holiday weekend :)
ReplyDeleteMolly, you get right to the bottom of things!! Hehe!! ;)
ReplyDeleteThat poor girl must really have a heavy cold :)
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
Are you fooling us Molly?? Drinking too much toilet bowl water sometimes gets us mixed up too ! Toilet paper shortage really ??
ReplyDeleteHee hee
Bark on
Your 3 Farm dog friends at Willow's Farm
Yikes.....things are quite dire when there's a scarcity of toilet paper! I can see it all now - TP sold on the black market, etc. Well, thank heavens there's no shortage here...so far...but perhaps we should start stockpiling just in case!
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
I think I've just about seen everything now.
ReplyDeleteSheba.
You might have something there with the Japanese, they sure seem to have enough. Maybe we can all send a roll, Mommy says she would hate to be without it.We could call it operation dirty bottom. I don't get it myself as I prefer to drag it around the house. Each to her own.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Well hope we never have that problem around here!
ReplyDeletethat one picture was so funny!
ReplyDeletelove
tweedles
HAH! There's a run on asswipe. Get it? A run …
ReplyDeleteGrass could become the super product of the universe then, you can eat it, sleep on it and of course, wipe your bum on it. Dogs already know this of course - just waiting for humans to catch on.
ReplyDeleteMolly, just popping in to say I got your note and it made me feel great {{hugs}}
ReplyDeleteI don't think Eva has 1/10 of patience like you, Molly! You're amazing!
ReplyDeleteOMD don't let that happen in the USA! Mom will be in BIG trouble! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh I hate to be living there right now. Poopie!
ReplyDeleteYears ago, a comedian had a skit about a toilet paper shortage. The people who saw it ran out and bought up toilet paper, causing an actual shortage.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! They could try rubbing themselves clean on the grass!
ReplyDeleteForget the Japanese, I bet they wish they had a Sears catalog or two about now. :)
ReplyDeleteOh my word! I'm not sure what I'd do.
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