DOWNTON ABBEY? MOLLY THE WALLY DOES DOGTON ABBEY.
The Cast!
Episode 2 Series 7, Mr.Bites Was A White Knight And Got Into Fights!
Mr.Bites started life as the pup of the
groom of Dogton Abbey. He was a friendly fellow, very mellow and liked by all
of the family. So when he needed a job he started to work as a lowly clerk
keeping the accounts for the estate.
His work they did rate and he was never late but things would change through a strange twist of fate. His great mate was none other than the young Earl Grrrtham who the village pups did bait.
One night very late the earl came home
in a state after a fight with one pup whom he did hate. Bites thought the pup cruel
and so off he went to have a play duel to stick up for his friend so cool. He
called him a fool and said he was dumb as a mule and his face was covered in
drool. But the nasty pup got real mad for he was a cad and real bad.
He
didn’t play fair and started to swear and kicked Bites down a big stair. All
hell broke loose as this was abuse and there was no worldly excuse. Bites was
hurt by this little squirt and he cried as he lay in the dirt. The dogtor was
called and his leg was no good and this is how Bites showed he wasn’t a wimp
but forever he would have a limp.
The
Earl felt so bad and he petitioned is dad to evict the cad who had made Bites
so mad. With the cad gone all was still not well as Bites’ leg did swell. So it
soon became clear with sitting his leg did throb and so
he needed a new job. Thus to the big house he came a little lame but that
didn’t matter to the family.
They
meet on the sly for Mrs.Petmore would spy and tell a lie or two to the family. For surely their secret she would reveal and stories she’d squeal
she is afterall a slippery eel.
What is Mr.Bites intent? Will they have
tea and will he get down on bended knee and propose much to Dollys’ glee? Will
he make her heart sing by giving her a ring the thing she wants most of all?
MORNING MOLLY AND PIP...
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL I'M NO WIMP BUT I DO LIMP...THAT WAS FUNNY.
hUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Bawhahhahaha. I look forward to this time after time. I am so hooked.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
asses.. So cute! Lol
ReplyDeleteI think this is destined to be a bestseller!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
I am laughing so hard I have a tear coming out of my eye...Oh Miss Pippy, you are front and center stage today! You play a wonderful gentleman, and I love all of your costume changes! teehehehehehee....and look at you Miz Molly, ever so clever as the house maid, for I can tell who you are with your little maid cap! teehehehehe
ReplyDeleteANOTHER FINE PERFORMANCE !
Another exciting adventure! You have such great writers and we can't wait to read the next chapter.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Amazing! And there were lots of good giggles there!!!
ReplyDeleteYou aren't just a Pawlizer prize winner Molly, you are a MULTIPLE Pawlizer prize winner!
ReplyDeletehehehehe you always make me giggle Molly,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteWhat?!!?? Nothing about Her Majesty the Queens birthday?
ReplyDeleteI think I like that ruby ring!
ReplyDelete~Eva
We loved it - it was so exciting and we just adored Mr Bites, the Butler, and hope Miss Dolly accepts his proposal. Please do the next episode soon.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Ooooh, the plot continues to thicken. BOL
ReplyDeleteWe are rooting fur a RING fur the lovely Miss DOLLY... Bites Limp is a sign of his true character... no wonder Miss Dolly has fallen for him so deeply.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the next episode... ♥
I will stay tuned for the best "blogonovela" ever. Oh and I would like such a drink too . Thanks for another great episode - have a wonderful Monday
ReplyDeleteI just LOVE this new series! Even better than the one they show on PBS.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
Ah, true love! Dogton Abbey is better than Downton anyday!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
This is the best episode yet! I love the "I'm no wimp but I do limp" shot of Mr. Bites. Heeeheheheheehe. Love it!
ReplyDeleteOMD, you mean WE gotta wait to find out, Molly you a stinker!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Oh Miss Molly, we do love getting our regular installments of the dirty little secrets and shenanigans at Dogton Abbey.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Another pawsome episode Molly...The family should honor Bites and allow him to wed the fair Dolly in honor of his loyalty and service...But is that Dolly a bit of a lush? That cocktail shaker could be a bad sign for Bites
ReplyDeleteThat ring looks like it would fit your whole paw! BOL
ReplyDeleteDolly is quite a pretty thing! ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah, clap, clap, clap paws. another good episode.
ReplyDeletepawfect episode, bravo bravo
ReplyDeleteurabn hounds
Mwahahahahha!! Well at last we get the lowdown on the Dogtown wimp with a limp, he's no pimp or Colonel Blimp!!! Woe is he who fights Mr Bites!! >^,.^<
ReplyDeleteExcellent episode! Love this show.
ReplyDelete4 paws in the air for this brilliant episode. OMD can't wait to see what comes next!
ReplyDeleteLoved it!
ReplyDeleteI'm staying tuned.
Thanks for the laughs Molly
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Benny & Lily
Molly you are too funny!
ReplyDeletePheasants? Did we read pheasants? Perhaps they need a brown dawg or three to retrieve them. :)
ReplyDeleteYour blog is SO funny, I'm loving it! :)
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