Dog Blog, You hum it and Spain will bin it!

It’s Eurovision time again.

It’s Eurovision tomorrow and my sources at Molly Media have informed me that bosses of Spanish public television have told Pastora Soler to make sure she losses as the Government cannot afford to host next years’ event if they win. This is like straight out of an episode of ‘Farther Ted’, where for the same reason Ireland entered the awful song ‘my lovely horse’. This year Ireland have Jedward, affectingly known as Deadwood, two talentless, irritating individuals, so Ireland can breathe a sigh of relief. I feel some tactical voting will be involved with all the countries that hate Germany and France voting for Greece. Greece will win the Eurovision and go bankrupt trying to host next years’ event and the European currency ‘the Euro’ will be no more. Get out the glitter ball, put on your glad rags and get ready to boogey the night away. Greece’s entry by the way is sung by I Gottanomoney giving us a heart-felt rendition of ‘Shutta up your face’ Merkel, you looka like my goat’. France will be giving us Carla Bruni, singing us her smash hit ‘Lost in France’  and the Germans are stepping up to the plate with my all time favourite ‘All By Myself’ sung by Heir Pratwurst. Can’t wait, bad songs, bad clothes, bad singing and bad politics, think the rest of the world is missing out.