Bark From The Park, Beware Little People!

Little people run amok in Seattle.

Stop press , for just a minute I thought I fell asleep and woke up in Lilliput land when I heard that Seattle is fending off a menacing mob of little people? A rabble of Leprechauns are responsible for carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city. One man was left injured when these pint-sized thugs set upon him. Could it have been a bun fight over a stolen pot of gold from the end of a rainbow? The police are trying to apprehend as many little green bouncing men as possible but they are hard to capture.  One Seattle cop told my reporter at Molly Media. ‘They are faster than you would think, and when you grasp them they just hop out and leap above your head.’ The vertically challenged diminutive folk are seldom seen outside Ireland and usually only on Saint Patrick’s Day. Leprechauns are solitary creatures and would not leave their pot of gold unattended. Could it be a case of mistaken identity? Should the police be hunting down a known gang who go by the names of Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, Grumpy, Sleepy, and Dopey? Be careful out there, we warned you about little people and keep your eyes peeled for low swinging shillelaghs!