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Cancer June 22^nd to July 22^nd.

As planets Pluto and Uranus edge ever closer there is a real hope of harmony in a troubled area of your humans’ life. Expect a deepening bond with your human which in turn will lead to a deeper understanding. It is a good time to demand extra food, extra treats and more walkies. There is no better time for your human to tune in to those important needs of yours.

This sign is represented by the crab and therefore dogs who own a Cancerian human should appreciate the dark, mysterious but comfortable type of house in which they live with the air of a den about it. They are able to identify with the situations of others because of the keenness of their imaginations. Thus with good training you should be able to twist your human around your little paws. They are too easily influenced by those they love and admire, and swayed by the emotion of the moment. Therefore we recommend lots of doe-eyed looks, plenty of adoring glances and heaps of love and affection. Result , that will have them responding to your every whim. Cancerians have a retentive memory, particularly for emotionally laden events which they can recall in detail for many years afterwards. Hence it very important that if you are going to be naughty, don’t get caught or if you do it blame the cat. Remember they are the sign of the crab so beware of the nippy little claws and when in trouble retreat to somewhere they can’t find you. A major health threat to your human is problems with digestion so always offer to taste anything they eat to make sure it is OK.

Likes:

Hobbies (so make sure you are their number one hobby), parties (so make sure every day is party day), the country side (so take them on long walks through your green and pleasant land) and romance (so be kind and let them watch all the soppy slush on the TV).

Dislikes:

Any advice (so always let them think they have come up with a good idea), being bossed about (try and coax them gently into your point of view) and failure (so if the food they give you is some rubbish experiment from the kitchen pretend to eat it before leaving it out for the cat).

Remember your human is for life not just for Christmas.