The Higgs Boson is discovered a scientific breakthrough.
Many a time I have sat on my log and pondered weighty
matters such as, where is Lord Lucan, what happened to Shergar and what the
hecky peck is The Higgs Boson? How did we ever manage without it? Did you know
it was missing? Who stole it? Where is it? Now after Interpol, Scotland yard
and the FBI have failed to find it, we decided that Molly Media would hunt down
‘The God particle’. We launched the largest particle hunt in history determined
to find the elusive Higgs Boson. Firstly no sign of it in the dog bowl although
we thought we’d found it but it turned out to be just kibble crumbs. Next we
searched the toy box but no it wasn’t hiding in my squeaky squiggle, that was
just a squeak thingy. The dog basket revealed nothing more than half a pigs’
ear and a slipper. Feeling somewhat deflated went to preen myself in the mirror
and Eureka there it was at the end of my nose all this time. Breaking news,
Molly The Wally discovers ‘The God Particle’, and that’s a NOBEL PORK PRIZE in
the bag for me. Don’t let those Swiss scientists fool you, remember I was there
first.
Most importantly, how long is it going to take us
to stop misspelling Higgs Boson? It should be easy, right? But for some reason,
we just can't type it correctly. Here are my top ten ways to mis-spell ‘The God
Particle’.
1 Higgs Buxsom
2 Hags Billion
3 Hugs Blossom
4 Hulk Bogson
5 Hills Bogdom
6 Hogs Beefsome
7 Hinge Bosun
8 Huge Bison
9 Holds Boston
10 Hanks Bottom.
As to what ‘The God Particle’ actually is, hmmm Lord
knows, I’d ask him upstairs?
Weee's never heard of it but then I'm only a pup!Bol.
ReplyDeleteHuggies, Mollie x
I'm with Mollie... I'm stumped!
ReplyDeleteHay Molly, yooo's wom runner up prize, not just the award :) x
ReplyDeleteteeeeheee.....I have NO IDEA what this about, but Miz Molly, you deliver with style, wit and charm!!!!! I LOVE THAT PICTURE OF YOU.....your eyes scare me!
ReplyDeleteSusie-Belle says do we really care? So many other things to spend gazillions on and they go looking for something like this? Pah, life according to Susie-Belle would be so much more sensible.
ReplyDeleteHogs roastin' that's Susie-Belles thought for the day :)
OMDs Molly
ReplyDeleteHave you thought about entering the Cat Olympics Red Dot-athon? This would be a purrfect post for that event. You certainly do have you eye on the red dot
Hugs your BFFF
Madi
I ought to put pen to paper to complain about our 4Leg design, I often find it hard to see what is right under my nose - ha ha! Mind if you can't sniff it, eat it or send a pee-mail through it they can send the 'Higgs Boson' back to whence it came so they can - God can keep it! (PS - thanks for dropping by and for thinking of me - take care) Love Barnie x
ReplyDeleteHi Molly. I asked Sheba what Higgs Bosun was and she said if i can't eat it it's not worth bothering with.
ReplyDeleteSheba.
Well, the Lord knows why that Higgs Boson has been so elusive - HE should:)
ReplyDeleteLove your posts.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
We are without a clue as to the Higgs Boson. I'm with Sheba, if it's a snack, give us a call.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day.
pawhugs, Max, Bugsy, and Knuckles
All Hail Molly the Wally... winner of the NOBEL PORK Prize... Will you get a pressie? Maybe a nice Stuffie to Gut!!!
ReplyDeleteThe OP pack has said it all and said it well.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
We like 'Huge Bison'. Sounds fun. And Hey! Congrats for getting to 'D Particle' before those CERN guys. All that hullaballoo on the front pages of all our dailies is for nothing. Why don't you write to them for your rightful recognition in this matter?
ReplyDeleteBTW, what is this 'synchronised sleeping' thingie you mentioned earlier? Could u please let us know the details so we can get Mummy to help us enter?
Wags, Gin, Bud n Shadow
Boy, you just had my had swinging one way and then the other. I was all confused. What is the Huge Bison,Higgs Buxsom, Hags Billion, Hugs Blossom
ReplyDelete4 Hulk Bogson
5 Hills Bogdom
6 Hogs Beefsome
7 Hinge Bosun
9 Holds Boston
10 Hanks Bottom
It was all confusing until we realized it was a "God" thing. and we figured there are just some mysteries that should be allowed to be mysteries. Congrats on the Nobel Port Prize. You deserve it.
bert
HAHA! Hanks Bottom. That's what we're going to say from now on. I will correct EVERYONE about who really found it.
ReplyDeleteNora
i tried my darnedest to read about it yesterday on the web. couldn't understand it. gave up. i'm not godly enough to get it. :)
ReplyDeleteUsing AutoCorrect in Word or on the web has provided many interesting spellings but we think you may have the best list by far!
ReplyDeleteLots of love, from Dozer and Cooper in Oregon
We offered to look for the God particle in the treat box but Mum said "no chance, I am on to you bug*ers!" You just can't help some people!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
do you think a God particle could really be dog particle and its what mom throws away off the pee pad? do you think the humans could just be confused? Stella rose
ReplyDeleteWe're rather puzzled by this God Particle...but we do see Nobel PORK prize...where's the pork? *licks lips*
ReplyDeletewe gave you an award if you want to stop by our blog to check it out!
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
Wait? The furries say there is a pork prize??! WHERE?
ReplyDeletei think we need to look under.... 10. Hanks bottom--- woofbarkarfs!!!! ha-ha! i too wanted to look in my treat bucket and M said "touch that bucket and you'll find out what a Good Old Dog's par-t-cle really is."
ReplyDeleteOMD you are a deep thinker girlfriend! You are making my brain hurt a little, but I am proud to know you.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
I think the God particle is what lies in the hearts of every dog. If humans had asked us, we could have helped them.
ReplyDeleteHailey
We'll be sure to ask our dad (he's a physicist - fur REALZ, MOL!). But we think it's some seafaring dude named Higgs, purrsonally.
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