Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
W.B.Yeats.
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Wednesday, 29 August 2012
Lark At The Park, What A Roar!
Essex report roaming lion but was it really just a cat?
Today we bring you our mane story and
with it the silly holiday season goes out with a roar. At the bank holiday weekend
a report of a roaming lion caused mayhem and an extensive pawlice operation was
launched in a field in Essex. Needless to say he was feline peckish so was on
his way to the shopping maul. 30 pawlice officers, marksmen and two helicopters
with heat seeking devices searched for hours to no avail. The search has now
been tailed off and it is believed the chief suspect was none other than a
Maine Coon cat called Teddy Bear. Poor old Teddy all he wanted was to go
for a stroll and have a good long nap in the sun in his local field. Suddenly
there are all these people running away screaming out ‘LION’! Anyone who
mistakes a cat for a lion really needs to go to Specsavers. Thus the wonder
that was the Essex lion passes into myth alongside ‘The Yetti’, ‘Big Foot’, The
Loch Ness Monster and other such legendary creatures.
ROL ROL ROL (roar out loud)!! Molly you are the funniest girl I know. Mom nearly fell out of the chair when she saw you in your lion wig. WTG Girlfriend Hugs your BFFF Madi
BOL! Great story! I am sure that kitty-cat's ego just shot to the moon! To be mistaken as a lion is pretty impressive! You look very lion-like, and I really like how the mane matches your muzzle fur. Don't let they pawlice see you or they may think you are the runaway lion!
This is a real story? It is funny. Reading your blog always makes me think back of my old days in London and England. Specsavers, yes the best place to get a new set of eyes.
Wow, someone official needs a new pair of glasses fur sure!
ReplyDeleteHi Molly,
ReplyDeleteGreat most. Love the lion!! That water looks like it would be fun to roll arounfm in.
{{{huggies}}}....Mona
Have a Roaring good Wednesday. Love Hailey and Zaphod
ReplyDeleteROL ROL ROL (roar out loud)!!
ReplyDeleteMolly you are the funniest girl I know. Mom nearly fell out of the chair when she saw you in your lion wig. WTG Girlfriend
Hugs your BFFF
Madi
Oh poor Teddy:( have a great Wednesday, Molly!
ReplyDeleteCotton
Should of gone to " specksavers " bol..At least Essex can sleep well now :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great Wednesday xx00xx
BOL BOL...Someone is seein tings!
ReplyDeleteOK,you are queen MIZ MOLLY! YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF CUTE! How you manage to eek out a witty blog post daily is beyond me. I LOVE YOUR MANE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA Giggles and grins.
ReplyDeletePoor Teddy! But just think, he created a new myth. :) Happy Wordless Wednesday! :)
ReplyDeleteBOL - the news here reported it was a pit bull that was loose! How funny!
ReplyDeleteSam
Teddy does look like a lion!
ReplyDeleteLove your mane.
Nora
I do believe that some booze was involved in the sighting. Poor Teddy.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
It was you, Molly! And you've let that cat take the blame!
ReplyDeleteMy feline sister likes to think she is a lion. She is not fooling anyone ...
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Poor Teddy.... But what about those poor silly people, too!!
ReplyDeleteShelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
Ha ha! Good one, my friend!
ReplyDeleteMy theory is dat every buddy was drunk...hehehehe.
ReplyDeletePuddles
I see the Lion, I really see it!
ReplyDeleteGreat story Molly.
Hugs,
Lily Belle
Molly, you is the punniest dog I know! And leave it to a catses to cause all the troubles, they is always up to something....
ReplyDeleteLove,
Reuben
We never know what to think of your stories molly they are so funny...your brain must hurt for all the work you do to make us laugh!!!
ReplyDeletestella rose
that's sure some excitement for the day...
ReplyDeleteMolly, you need to save that wig for Halloween - no one will ever know it is you:)
ReplyDeleteBOL
Woos, Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
How crazy!!! Love your new hairstyle!!!
ReplyDeletehey Molly,
ReplyDeleteBOL! Great story! I am sure that kitty-cat's ego just shot to the moon! To be mistaken as a lion is pretty impressive! You look very lion-like, and I really like how the mane matches your muzzle fur. Don't let they pawlice see you or they may think you are the runaway lion!
Suka
That was a good one Molly! Love your picture too!
ReplyDeleteIt's almost as good as the electronic cigarette fiasco except this only cost £25,000!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
"feline peckish", going to the "maul" you KILL ME!
ReplyDeleteBOL, Molly :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Wednesday!
Stewey
Wow, unbelievable!
ReplyDeleteI read about it!
ReplyDeleteI hope they will not confuse you too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
This is a real story? It is funny. Reading your blog always makes me think back of my old days in London and England. Specsavers, yes the best place to get a new set of eyes.
ReplyDeleteI'm back,
Sankissjuice
The cat was named Teddy? Who gets scared of a Teddy? LOL. Hi Molly... errr Liony ^_^.
ReplyDeleteHuggies and Cheese,
Haopee
MOL! We're FEROCIOUS we are! Rawwwr!
ReplyDeleteHardy Har Har! Hilarious! Luv the tongue in cheek terms ;)
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo