Slog It Blog It, Beware Mice!

London underground and the tail of the dangerous mice!

London commuters were left fearing their toes may be gnawed off by a dangerous gang of wild mice on the underground yesterday, after pranksters put up a sign warning them not to become the victim of a deadly rodent attack. 

This week we have seen the fields of Essex in lock down as the pawlice hunt for a reported raging lion and now we have rampaging mice striking fear into the hearts and toes of London commuters. What happens if you are lady wearing a skirt, are you supposed to tuck it into you knickers? Maybe Larry the cat can be let loose to run around the station at Farringdon and deal with this onslaught of those feral mice. No that’s not a good idea as after a year, the five year old moggie has only just managed to catch his first squeaker outside number 10. However, the problem at Farringdon station could be too big a challenge for Larry, who like his owner ‘Prime Minister Just Call Me Dave’, is known to enjoy long periods of time chill-axing instead of stalking the corridors of power for vicious vermin. A job offer to The Pied Piper may be the next notice to appear on that white board with the warning don’t apply if you have cheesy feet. I am heading down there right now armed with some cheesy bites and a meat cleaver. Hey, it would be worse, there could be a lion on the loose.