On The Park Having A Lark!
Down in the woods we have all kinds of critters and I
thought I’d take this opportunity to show you some. Here are the very dangerous
critters that live in me territories.
Hissing Sid! Sneaky snake hides ready to bite me!
Leo The Lion! Very hungry and ready to chase me all
around the bush!
Big Bear! Hugging a tree! Better tip toe past before he
sees me!
Graham The Grouse! He spies on me and tells my secrets to
everybody!
Buddy The Buzzard! We fight over scraps the little people
drop!
You see the park is a scary place, fraught with danger at
every turn.
For really good critter action why not pop over to Run-A-Round-Ranch In Texas and Romp-Roll-Rockies in The Rockies.
Last week we had a little situation which has caused my
peeps no small amount of embarrassments.
After a serious bout of terrorizing in Squiggle HQ I took a break and
had a little drink.
Whilst the peeps wasn’t looking I then decided to eat
some grass. Now for those of you who do not know me very well I have a
troubling allergy to all things green and triangular. Therefore I have to eat
grass when the peeps isn’t looking. My with all the rain we have had this summer
the grass tastes so good. So after partaking of one of my five a day I spent a
little more time terrorizing me territories and we then headed home. This is
when the incident happened.
Re-enactment........Warning Graphic Content.......!
Standing at the road crossing waiting for the little
green man to show I suddenly felt rather icky. Truthfully I felt REALLY sicky
icky. Knowing that my peeps would be annoyed I quietly created barf puddle
number one followed quickly by barf puddle number 2.
Suddenly as we were crossing the road my peeps heard lots
of shouting in French. It went a bit like this.........
And then like this........ //?###!, 0£&~## #?%%£!
Followed by more of this MERDE!
Peeps pretended to be doing something and the Frenchie
lady walked off in front of her carrying the little girl and the little boy
walked all the way home bare foot, his shoes in his hand. Peeps now scurries
past their house everyday praying she can avoid them. BOL funny or should I say
BARF funny! Score Great Britain 1 France 0.
That's a dangerous woods. We think your hugging tree looks like the leg of an elephant. You're sure it's a tree aren't you?
ReplyDeleteWe love grass, but we keep it down.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
You're not causing an International incident, are you.
Oooops we are sure you where quite sorry. I bet French and Brittish relations can survive
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OMG, you really live in a very dangerous place, Molly ! So many wildlife !! you are very brave walking there !!
ReplyDeleteso funny the situation with the french family heheheh!
I like eating grass too !
Kisses
Iris
Oh, c'est très drôle! Ces pauvres petits français pieds!
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL Molly WTG maintaining your 'It wasn't me look' through all the French commotion. After all you don't speak French so for all you knew they might have been singing a lovely park song.
ReplyDeleteGreat graphics
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Well peeps should just watch where there walk I say!!! You sure are brave in that park!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
MOLLY DARLIN'! I do hope that you are better! OH NON! J'espère que tu vas mieux, ma petite et jolie chienne! Qu'est-ce que tu as mangé afin de tomber si malade????? I assure you, all of the above are kind words.....GOOD GOLLY MIZ MOLLY!
ReplyDeleteHi Molly,
ReplyDeleteYour park looks like a scary place to be, are you sure you do'nt live on a saffari park! Come to think of it I think you really live in France and your just learning to parlez Frog. Any dog will tell you eating grass is not a good thing your only supposed to pee on it!
You have such wild adventures Molly! All those animals in the park, wow!! I'd be scared to even go there. (Actually I think I'd be more scared seeing your Mom sneaking and lurking around placing all those stuffies in the trees. We would think she be bonkers! But it would be a very funny sight to behold.)
ReplyDeleteYou really recreated your little barfing escapade perfectly! I hope you're tummy is feeling much better now.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
All those critters look chewable, you should chew them!
ReplyDeletePeeS. The sickies sick, but at least you made things interesting for your peep...
Your re-enactment was perfect. People should learn to watch where they walk!
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Critter Alley
Oh Molly..We hope you are feeling better but it was funny ( sorry )xx00xxx
ReplyDeleteahahahaha, that's really made me laugh, oh we love a bit of barf!
ReplyDeleteMolly, that's sooooo coooool - must laugh......
ReplyDeleteWhoah Graham looks terrifying! :-O
ReplyDeleteWow, Molly, your park looks like a true Wild Kingdom. Be very careful.
ReplyDeletePhantom partakes of the green grass way too often. Mom says it is his way of purging his sick tummy. Really gross, but he always seems to eat better after.
Hope your day is BARF free.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
We would like to visit you, but those woods scare us, and for the barf and grass, thats why we eat grass to get rid of stuff. So tell the Fenchy that!!!!
ReplyDeleteYour Furends
Suei & Bites
You have to be pretty tough to live near your woods. Watch that snake. My Sneaky Snake can come out of now where and attack.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are better from the barfing on the street. Your mom should thank you from not waiting til you got home.
Blessings,
Goose
Awesome post, my friend! You certainly are brave!
ReplyDeleteYou certainly show those squirrels a thing or two! Chip and Anna have the same reaction to grass- WHN just cleans up after us! Glad that the allergy isn't too serious wher you would need to see the vet
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should take some kind of weapon with you next time?
ReplyDeletestella rose
oh, i'm loving the re-enactment drawings. ha ha!
ReplyDeletethanks for the run*a*round shout-out!!! appreciate it very much! my 4 pups say thank you! well, my 2 horses and all those silly squirrels and birds, too. :)
Hahaha, you do not exist Molly, that ferocious animals more, gave a super scared! The scene of the barf puddle was the best =) = *
ReplyDeleteYou needs to take cares of dat Grouse...if you knows what I mean...can't have dat thang tellin' all your secrets. Even though I does like to hunt, I don't think I'll be visitin' your woods anytime soon....waaaaay too much wild life.
ReplyDeleteI hope you feels better soon.
Puddles
What beautiful and silly pictures, Molly! Glad you have so much land to roam in at at the park!
ReplyDeleteOOOOH...HBO words! Barfing not be much fun but we love da reenactment.
ReplyDeleteThe important thing is, did you feel better after your barfing episode? hope so. anyways, shoes can be washed (: Love your drawing of said incident.
ReplyDeleteWoof! Woof! Oh Noooo! Golden Laughs. Happy Wednesday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteLook at all those critters in the park!!!
ReplyDeleteOMD your Mom is just beyond creative! She must have too much time on her hands lol!!! Sorry about the barf but grass does that!
ReplyDeleteThose are some scary critters you have running loose at your park! But we must say that the grass looks so beautiful and green and yummy!
ReplyDeleteWe don't understand French but we guessed it had something to do with the kids stepping in your pressies?
You are busy in the park. I hope you're feeling better! I like to eat grass - same results, more or less.
ReplyDeletestay safe from the critters!
ReplyDeleteOh my, that sure is one scary park!
ReplyDeleteStewey
Yes, your mom is very creative, in many ways!! How did you get her to be so creative? Honestly, barf happens and that grass looked pretty tasty and green. We can't blame you. Those people just need to watch where they are going! What if it had been a bug on the ground? They could have killed an innocent bug! Yup, they were careless all right!
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Murphy & Stanley
Hehehe, Molly that was hilarious. Lucky the kids didn't slip over in the stuffs. You sure have some strange creatures in your park! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteOMD Molly, you have us all howling with laugher!! We LOVED LOVED the drawing, is your Mum an artist? ;) maybe next time lay off the grass though? BOL!
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BOL BOL BOL!!!
ReplyDeleteMolly, you are going to be doing all our reenactments from now on!
Your furbuddies,
Joules & Prescott
Molly....
ReplyDeleteOoooh, what frightening critters that lurk about your park!! Nobody is safe. Nobody. So. Be afraid. Be very, very, very afraid!! ;-O
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!
Adorei as fotos! Poxa, quantas criaturas assustadoras no parque hein?! rsrsrs
ReplyDeleteBeijos e linda noite!!!
You're the best, Molly! This park is so dangerous and I think it's better stay at home. I like eating grass too and I barf too, but I do barf under mom's bed...
ReplyDeleteLicks from Pink
I don't know why our peeps get made when we throw up, we don't get made when they do! Hope you are feeling better. Hailey and Zaphod
ReplyDeleteOMD!
ReplyDeleteThere are lots of scary critters there!
Aaaand the barf thing.... haaaaaa!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Molly, I am sorry that you got a sicky tummy, but what else could you have done?? Mommy laughed like really hard when she saw the French lady and kids. She is still laughing actually. It could have been worse, and anyway they should look where they are going. FIN
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
I'm afraid I would say something very un-political-correct so let me just say:
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
Oh Molly,
ReplyDeleteYou're funny!! How do you manage to Barf quietly - I always give the warning noises before I Barf!! I think Mum's happy with this arrangement as she has time to guide me to a 'safe' place…..
Are you sure you just weren't scared of all those animals in the Park? I think I'd have been scared, it looked like a Zoo out there!! :)
Wags to all
Your pal Snoopy :)
Mon DIEU! We only have one thing to say....SCORE!!!
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