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Chindogu, bizarre Japanese inventions!

Literally translated, the Japanese word ‘chindogu’ means unusual tool. This is the name for the art of creating everyday gadgets that are ideal for solving particular problems. However chindogu have no real value as either they would cause many more new problems, or would be extremely embarrassing to use or both. Thus, they are often described as useless! Here we bring you our top ten chindogu inventions.

No it is not a torture device but you’d be forgiven for thinking so. Got a headache? Why not try the Kenzan head massager! It applies light pressure with 92 different bristles that you can control with the side handles. Simply massage all your worries away. I am off to buy one as wow we bet it gives you a good back rub.  

Can’t wait for your bowl of noodles to cool down? Fret not as you can now cool and eat with the Ramen Noodle Cooling Chopsticks. The fan quickly cools the noodles on its short trip to your mouth. Please though do not attach the fan to a spoon and try it on your soup!

Do you always get caught in the rain without an umbrella? Are you prone to misplacing them around the house? Well never be caught out again with the amazing umbrella tie. A must have the British weather!

Don’t get those expensive designer shoes wet either. Invest in a pair of shoe umbrellas and walk to work safe in the knowledge that you will look as smart as when you left home.

In a hurry and need to expertly apply your lipstick ladies or haven’t got a mirror handy? Problem solved just invest in this lip stencil and you can pucker up with confidence.

Need a comfy lap to place your weary head on? Why not go out and buy a lap pillow and dream sweet dreams anytime, anyplace. 

Or you could invest in this handy roach slipper with extended handle. A must for squishing the horrible little beasties in those hard to reach places. One whack and they are gone!

Tired of eating your hair whilst eating your noodles? Fed up with wearing your dinner rather than eating it? No it is not a tutu but a face protector. A must have for the not so dainty eater.

Feeling a bit wobbly on your feet or unable to walk in those high heels? Worry not, just rush out now and purchase a pair of heel stabilizers. Particularly good for when you have too much of the vino plonko!

And lastly why not try some toast art? Teddy toast for breakfast anyone? What useless invention have you come across?