Dog Blog, By Turkey It Is Thanksgiving!

Molly The Wally Says Happy Thanksgiving!

What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing Wing!

How To Cook A Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Pour a glass of wine
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another glass of wine
Step 5: Set the oven to 375 degrees
Step 6: Take a little glass of wine
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Get another bottle of wine
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of wine
Step 11: Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another wottle of bine
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of wine
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out

How much did the Mayflower weigh?
A Puri-TON!

What are unhappy cranberries called?
Blueberries!

Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving?
Because Thanksgiving never falls on a FRY-day.

When all the leaves are off the boughs,
And nuts and apples gathered in,

And cornstalks waiting for the cows,
And pumpkins safe in barn and bin,

Then Mother says, "My children dear,
The fields are brown, and autumn flies;

Thanksgiving Day is very near,
And we must make thanksgiving Squirrel pies!" 

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!