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Celebrating the 50^th Anniversary of 007, Having Some Fun With Bond, James Bond.

James Bond, as conceived by author Ian Fleming, is a suave but professional secret agent who doubles as an assassin. He is cold, detached and is, in Fleming's words, "an anonymous, blunt instrument wielded by a government department." Gosh and I thought that was this years’ tax accounts manual!

Q: What do you call James Bond in the bath?

A: Bubble-O-7

A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. ‘What’s your name?’ asked the chicken. 

Bond, James Bond. What’s yours?’

Ken, Chick Ken.

Bond’s favorite drink is the classic vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred which he drinks a lot of without ever getting squiffy. In the Bond films up to Casino Royale, Bond is seen to consume 114 drinks, the equivalent of one every 24.3 minutes. Interestingly enough, he drinks champagne more than anything (35 glasses) and only tries one beer and that was product placement BOL.

 Bond’s favorite meal is scrambled eggs and coffee.

After the release of Die Another Day, Pierce Brosnan was approached by a man in a Dublin bar who asked to shake his hand. He obliged and then cracked up when the man said: "That's the closest my hand will ever get to Halle Berry's bottom".

There are only seven 00s. You’re forgiven if you were under the impression that Bonds’ MI6 organization was heaving with agents. Bond is one of just seven 00 agents spying for the British, but he is good at staying alive, just. In different movies we’ve witnessed the deaths of agents 002, 003, 004, and 009. Agent 006 was believed killed but returned as the villain in GoldenEye before he’s bumped off. Bonds’ only competition comes from the unnamed agent 008. He’s mentioned several times as Bond’s replacement should he die or be sacked for gross misconduct. As for 001 and 005 it is a mystery why they have ever been mentioned.

Ask the blokes what is the best Bond gadget and you may get Ursula Andress' bikini by a mile and if it was self-removing Q should get a knighthood.

James Bond's astrological sign is Scorpio. Yep we knew there had to be sting in the tail.

Bond was sitting at a bar when a pretty blonde sat next to him, James looked at his watch, looked back at the girl then looked back his watch.

The girl said "whats wrong, is your date late"

James said "No, I have just got a new watch which tells me about the girl sitting next to me"

The girl said "so what does it tell you about me?"

James replied "it says your not wearing any underwear"

The girl said "Well I am"
James said "Sorry Love - this must be an hour fast.

  

Happy Anniversary James Bond.

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