We thought we could do with this sign on our park after nearly getting run down this week by one of those Lycra Louts.
Said idiot nearly went......
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and nearly ended up like this.....
So we say....
We should put up a sign saying beware....
Or you might end up.....
Grrrrr we hate Lycra Louts do you? Have a mravellous Monday all.
Hi Molly
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http://tastylancashire.com/2012/10/14/10/
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Totally agree!! We do NOT like Lycra Louts!
ReplyDeleteOh does my mom agree. Lots of times when the peeps are walking on a park trail...those dudes come zooming by so close they can feel the breeze. Then there are the ones who try to give you some warning they are coming by screaming, "on your left"! And that scares the pee mail out of the peeps.
ReplyDeleteFor the first few times this was screamed at the peeps they weren't even sure what it meant. MOL It was short speak for 'hey you humans I'm on a bike and I'm flying and I'm about to pass, on your lef, so don't move'!!
hugs madi your bff
I was riding my bike one day (sans lycra) and one of these LYCRA LOUTS almost knocked me off my bike, as he was angry that I wasn't going fast enough! He had plenty of space to pass me, but he wanted to demonstrate his power and just about insulted me to no end! Go get 'em, MIZ MOLLY!
ReplyDeleteYep, I agree, I finks there's more chance of getting run over by a bike than a car in London!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
We are laughing at those signs. Have a great day Molly.
ReplyDeleteI hate driving past Lycra Louts... and they go right through stop signs like they are not there and i have nearly run over them
ReplyDeleteGreat story! I loved all the signs.
ReplyDeleteOmg, I love the signs! Especially the "Slow the %@^# down!" one! LOL And yes, I agree. They need to slow down.
ReplyDeleteThose signs were terrific Molly!
ReplyDeleteI hear ya! with the first sunrays they are out of the box and mess up our days... they drove six abreast in front of us... fortunately the middle finger of my mommas right hand is still intact.....
ReplyDeletehave a lycra free monday :o)
easy rider
BOL! I can't say I hate lycra louts because my daddy-dog is one of them...though he is a respectful rider and doesn't run people over! Those signs are hilarious though. I would definitely put some of them up around here! Happy Moanday, Molly
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BOLOL! Those signs are hilarious. Are they real? Too funny! So sorry about the rude Lycra louts. I'm sure there are polite ones out there somewhere. Have a great Monday Molly!
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BOLOL! Those signs are hilarious. Are they real? Too funny! So sorry about the rude Lycra louts. I'm sure there are polite ones out there somewhere. Have a great Monday Molly!
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BOLOL! Those signs are hilarious. Are they real? Too funny! So sorry about the rude Lycra louts. I'm sure there are polite ones out there somewhere. Have a great Monday Molly!
ReplyDeletePixel
I wish we had a 'Godzilla crossing' sign here. That would be so much fun. Have a great week.
ReplyDeleteWe'll never understand why they like those tight Lycra things! Ugh. Mom talks about running them over
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Why can't they have a bell I say!
ReplyDeleteI love that godzilla sign
ReplyDeleteretro rover
BOL I like the Godzilla sign.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
oh, dear! that's dangerous, for sure.
ReplyDeleteWe don't have any here. I guess they all went to bother you.
ReplyDeleteOMD Molly those SIGNS.... they are HILARIOUS.... HYSTERICAL... we are Rolling on the floor..
ReplyDeleteFunny signs! My backyard backs up to a very busy regional bike path. Those louts can be quite a pain in the arse! They travel in huge packs sometimes and that can be scary!
ReplyDeleteLOL. We hate those lycra louts too, but in our wood there is none, thank God :)
ReplyDeleteSnorts. We don't have any of those lycra louts here. If we did, I would run up to them and snort. They probably would fall down then in fear. Right? XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteHaa ha! Have a marvelous Monday Molly!
ReplyDeleteYes, we hate Lycra Louts, Mum often has to look behind us when we are going for a walk along the sea wall. Some of them think it is the Tour de France!
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
I must tell you,,,, I feel exactly like you do!
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tweedles
Thankfully, we don't know any Lycra Louts! Scary signs there so we're figuring these things are scary too and so, we'll hiss at them for you from afar. *HISSSSSS* Hope that helps!
ReplyDeleteMom sometimes "resembles that comment" ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteWe hate when they come up behind us on a WALK WAY and don't ring a bell or say they're coming through.....very rude.
ReplyDeleteDear Molly,
ReplyDeleteI do not know what lyra is, but sometimes people on bikes make me scared or startled. You do, however, look smashing in red!
Licks,
Cobi
I never hear them as i'm deaf as a post so when they whizz by I get a shock Molly.
ReplyDeleteyep! feed em to godzilla!
ReplyDeleteYep! They are a pain in the proverbial!! I think it's the Lycra! It's too tight and cuts off their circulation!! MOL
ReplyDeleteWe haven't had too make bikers out yet because of the snow but when they do get spring fever, they're pretty respectful in our neck of the woods.
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
You hit a nerve here, Molly. Mom gets so upset with those silly bike riders (usually men more than women) who never give the alert they are coming up behind you and then get mad when she yells at them for being so rude. What are they doing on our sidewalks anyway???
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Awesome signage for those lycrouts!
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha!!!!! Thank you for the Monday laugh!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
they do tend to think they own the roads and sidewalks
ReplyDeleteIn my Nati city why we have lanes on most roads devoted to cyclists but they still love to ride side by side with one cyclists in the car lane. Jeez don't they know they could be flatten like gopher guts if ran over by car!
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
BOL! We lives in da hometown of Lance Cheater Armstrong and so many of dese goofy guys think dey are him. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteHey Dads a Lycra Guy.....and we loves him...problem here is the DOT says they are vehicles, so they are entitled to the road....but the red necks here yell at him.....they say he don't pay road tax...well that bike don't tear up the road...beside he like it he just flags back at em.
ReplyDeleteThe Road Rage Mad Scots
You have much more helpful signs then we have in the states
ReplyDeleteHey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, that first pix of you is gorgeous! You got to go for a ride?!? OMD we too hate the Lycra Louts and ours usually are twice as fat as any on your signs. BOL The fatter, the more likely to wear it for some reason. Love your signs!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Pop once elbowed one of those Lycra nuts who almost ran him over and the guy wound up on his a$$.
ReplyDeleteTee Hee! Mommy used to HATES walking the hairy slobbery sister in the morning in Calgary as the Lycra Wearers are AWFUL!!!! Even when the snow is falling and several inches deep. Here in Midway, wes none. We does have some geezy riders though (some old geezers who rides their bikes to the pub, very sedate and they wears jeans)
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Nellie
PS Don't forget, Tuesday is Finish the Sentance Day on our blog and the winner gets a cartoon of them!
Don't you just want to tip them over?! Gojira rules. :)
ReplyDeleteNeed to add - Molly looks gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI have never met one, but they do look like jerks.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
My hoomin likes to ride bikes, but she wears regular pants.
ReplyDeleteWe have never encountered any personally but if you say they are louts then we support you.
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
We are lucky enough t have LOUD lycra dudes here who let us know they are coming!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
We are with you on that Molly only they like to ride on the side of the road during heavy traffic around here. grrr
ReplyDeleteThey are really bad here too along the lakefront and there have been numerous altercations! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteMommy and Daddy had lycra on yesterday for the first time since late December. They, however, are very courteous bikers. They hate the walkers and joggers who stop in the center of the bike/walk path in huge groups to chat. Then there are those with their earbuds in and music up so loud that they can't hear the humans' bike horn or Daddy yelling at the top of his lungs, "on your left." There are rude people in and out of lycra, and it is so super annoying. Stay safe out there, Molly! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWe had a couple at our state park the other day who Mom wanted to say a few HBO words to. So I think that's a "yes".
ReplyDeleteCammie!
Luckily for us the park we go to doesn't allow wheels, although on occasion some do take advantage. Mostly though we are very lucky.
ReplyDeleteThat last sign might be posted down in Boca Raton Florida, where our Jessy lives. Every once in a while, an alligator comes out of a canal to do things like block traffic or steal your parking space or harass the golfers. BOL!
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to stop by and say thanks for always checking out my blog. I don't have a lot of followers since I can't post regularly or follow all the other blogs due to illness. You always make my day when you leave your sweet comments. :)
ReplyDeleteLove the signs, we need all of those. Especially the last one!
ReplyDeleteWyatt and Stanzie
Seriouslies! One of them BANGED on momma's car hood as he passed by - just to be an IDIOT. (he won that round - we gave him the Idiot Award)
ReplyDeleteFunny series of signs!
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