Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Skippy and the Stripper Pole for sure...followed by Eating people is wrong especially Gifted children. MOL MOL MOL MOL Thanks for the LOL Molly Hugs madi your bfff
Oh how bad that my momma is a vegetarian... and gifted children are like meat, right? ...hmmm then I think she maybe can make career like Strippy LOL thanks for bringing so much fun to my momma who is back from pt-torture... easy rider
Oh Molly I luffs these, although there are one or two a bit scary for my delicate puppy tastes Hilarious, pawfect funs for a midweek giggle! Loves and licky kisses Princess Leah xxx
How To Shit In The Woods ~ why I always knew how to do that! They wrote a book about my knowledge! I want some of the royalties. Thanks for being a friend Sweet William The Scot
Hi hi hi! Ojo here! I see Cat stories, but why no Dog stories??? (And does God ever speak through Cats??? Hah! No way! Just through us pawesome Dogs!!)
Think I've seen enough bad titles! I'm sure there are many more out there though. I often get free ebooks through Amazon or through Bethany House Publishers. Thanks for the tip though. Paws & relax. Noreen & Hunter
OMD and OMC these are so funny my mom is going to bust a rib., Where do you come up with this stuff? Never mind I don't want to know. hAHhahahahahahahahahahah xo Cinnamon's
So many of these were funny and just plain wrong. Mom and Dad both were ROTFLTAO. Mau was a little worried when he saw that Scouts in Bondage one as he is a Cat Scout. Thanks for continuing to make us laugh. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Hey Molly! Wow, these are even funnier than the last bunch! BWAR HAR HAR Only peeps would need a book about pooping in the woods. BOL Grr and Woof, Sarge, Police Commish
You should grow up to be a clown ;-)) Because this is hilarious!
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We can't even choose a favorite, Molly. You had a laughing from the first book and we haven't stopped yet! You are too funny!
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Tee hee love the first one
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YOU are my librarian of choice, MIZ MOLLY! WOW, where do you even find these whoppers???
ReplyDeleteSkippy and the Stripper Pole for sure...followed by Eating people is wrong especially Gifted children. MOL MOL MOL MOL
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Hugs madi your bfff
Does God Ever Speak Through Cats? Everyone knows we ARE gods and goddesses! :-P
ReplyDeleteScouts in Bondage and Goodbye Testicles are our other favourites!
Nicki and Derry...the cats!
We wonder how gifted children taste? lol
ReplyDeleteOh OH OH OH!!!!!! Where can I get MY copies????
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OMG OMD OMC these are unbelievable. and also Very Funny... keep them coming i love it
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ReplyDeleteMOLLY..... girrrrl you have us ROLLING on the Floor AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteChristopher Hitchens???? MOL The Staff says she hasn't a clue where to start with this?? I think we have to give her a moment!! ;) xx
ReplyDeleteSnorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Another great set my friend - snorts! XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteOMG there is NO WAY we could pick a favorite from that list!!!
ReplyDeleteOh how bad that my momma is a vegetarian... and gifted children are like meat, right? ...hmmm then I think she maybe can make career like Strippy LOL thanks for bringing so much fun to my momma who is back from pt-torture...
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o.m.g.! i think i'd go with skippy and the stripper pole. :)
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Where do you come up with this stuff? BOL BOL!
ReplyDeleteI was all set to get smarter because of the first one, then I found out that it would be wrong in the last one. Make up your mind.
ReplyDeleteThe "gifted children" one is a riot. But the Mother Teresa one?? No! Just no. no. no. no. SMH.
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ReplyDeleteHilarious, pawfect funs for a midweek giggle!
Loves and licky kisses
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It's impossible to pick!
ReplyDeleteHA! Wait a minute.... we think some of those really do need to be real! MOL!
ReplyDeleteDang, the books keep getting better!
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How To Shit In The Woods ~ why I always knew how to do that! They wrote a book about my knowledge! I want some of the royalties.
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You got some good ones there! Me and Stanley already know how to shit in the woods and mom says she refuses to so I guess we don;t need that one lol!
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Hi hi hi! Ojo here! I see Cat stories, but why no Dog stories??? (And does God ever speak through Cats??? Hah! No way! Just through us pawesome Dogs!!)
ReplyDeleteEating gifted children! BAHhhhh
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Too many pawsome ones to choose just one favourite! Where on earth do you find these Molly? Keep 'em coming...
ReplyDeleteThink I've seen enough bad titles! I'm sure there are many more out there though.
ReplyDeleteI often get free ebooks through Amazon or through Bethany House Publishers. Thanks for the tip though.
Paws & relax.
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Oh gosh ROTFLOL! We can't even tell you which one's our favorite! Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteOMD, those are just too funny - incredible!!!
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Oh boy! Another collection of super funny ones!
ReplyDeleteOMD and OMC these are so funny my mom is going to bust a rib.,
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hAHhahahahahahahahahahah
xo Cinnamon's
Anyone know where we can find some Gifted Children?
ReplyDeleteSo many of these were funny and just plain wrong. Mom and Dad both were ROTFLTAO. Mau was a little worried when he saw that Scouts in Bondage one as he is a Cat Scout. Thanks for continuing to make us laugh. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteHoly cow, those are KRAZY (crazy good!). What a hoot Molly!
ReplyDeleteVery funny Molly! I want to read how to shit in the woods definitely! Followed by a nice DVD of gone with the wind?
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ReplyDeleteWow, these are even funnier than the last bunch! BWAR HAR HAR Only peeps would need a book about pooping in the woods. BOL
Grr and Woof,
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Funnies.....but can't say we would like to read any of them....some are kinda scary!
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They’re all great but one.
ReplyDeleteahaaa abwaahaaaaa Got a laugh from all of these! Thanks Molly
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BOL!!!! Too funny Molly, I love them all!!
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More fun for us to look at!
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O...M...D! Mom just spluttered coffee all over the keyboard and is now chocking / laugher her butt off.
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Skippy what?? Had I read something like that in my childhood from my Little Golden Books, I think I might have changed my dream profession.
ReplyDeleteHow to poop in the woods!!!! OMG that was hilarious!
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Molly you look so cute with those glasses on. Hugs xxxx
ReplyDeleteSeveral outstanding titles, all are sure to be good reads!
ReplyDeleteZombie Raccoons and Killer Bunnies was actually a story about our place!
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Wow. I mean… Wow. I can't possibly choose.
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*snicker* Gifted children?
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