Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
W.B.Yeats.
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Tuesday 10 April 2012
Dog Blog Easter Shenanigans!
Police officers in West Palm Beach, Florida dress up as Easter Bunnies.
Police officers in West Palm Beach, Florida, had a novel way to
make sure motorists fastened their seat-belts – they dressed up as Easter
bunnies and flashed neon pink signs to commuter traffic reading 'Have a safe,
hoppy holiday. Buckle up!' However police were blissfully unaware that this was
an imposter and under one of the bunny costumes was none other than the real
Easter Bunny having absconded after failing to deliver any eggs due to the
on-going strike. My sources at Molly Media have informed me the militant bunny
escaped custody after throwing real eggs and yoghurt at a Greek News anchor
Panagiotis Bourchas and is now masquerading as a
policeman. When caught a plea of 'insanity' is expected to
be used as this wasteful act of vandalism left Mr Bourchas not only with egg on
his face but the yogurt at least made him a cultured individual!!!!!
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