Royal Molly The Wally Goes Regal.
The Queen
has finally given the Duchess of Cornwall the seal of approval by awarding her
the Dame Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order to mark the seventh
anniversary of her wedding to Prince Charles. Being of royal descent myself I feel I too
should be honoured by her Maj forthwith. I can trace my lineage all the way
back to the ‘Merry Monarch’ King Charles The Second which makes me a ‘True
Blue’. I have suggested the following titles be bestowed upon my good self
without delay, Her Royal Walliness Order of the Bark, Free Dog of The
Common, Protector of The Sunday Roast, and honorary Beefeater. After all since’ Fred The Shred’ lost his there is one
is going spare! The ‘Cash for Peerages’ scandal notwithstanding I have raided
my piggy bank and a brown envelope with 20 pence and a half chewed rodeo is
winging its way to Buck House as we speak!
Molly I think it is a disgrace that you haven't been honoured thus far. With your regal ante-cedents you should at the very least be grand duchess of the realm with dominion over all vermin bearing trees. I shall dash off a missive to Her Maj forthwith.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your support in weighty matter!
DeleteBest wishes Molly