Molly The Wally Brings You Her Top Ten Japanese Beauty Gadgets!
Yesterday we gave you snacks and today continuing our visit to the land of the rising sun we bring you beauty Japanese style of course!
How about the 'Beauty Nose'? Wear
one of these for five minutes a day and you will have a more pointy nose. Wear
it too much and you will look like Witchy Poo! You may also find that you can't
smell anything, it hurts and you look daft. Nevermind the fact that people
might ask you why you have a plastic butterfly on the end of your nose? Hmmm
you can try this at home with a clothes peg!
If you are feeling flush why not upgrade to the' Beauty Lift High Nose'? This gives off electric vibrations which will help create
the perfect profile. You need to wear
this for three minutes a day. Not only does it cover half your face like something out of
Aliens or a gruesome torture device the electrical buzzing will keep yesterdays’
wasp biscuits at the forefront of your mind all day, just when you thought
you’d forgotten about them.
Why not go out and purchase the ‘Beauty Voice Trainer’? It is a mouthpiece that trains your voice to maximize
your full vocal potential while singing. Great for preparing for that karaoke
night and when not in use can double up as an adult dummy.
One for Hannibal Lecter here! We bring you the 'Kogao Smile Lines Face Belt'.
Keep those smile wrinkles away
from your face. It comes in a nice pink and grey combo. Clearly designed for
women but we are sure men can enjoy its professed benefits too. More effective
and cheaper don’t smile in the first place. This can be easily achieved by
chewing on a wasp biscuit.
Fans of Iron Maiden, collectors of armour or members of
‘The Spanish Inquisition’ will love this device. The ‘Akaishi Aluminum Facial
Spa’ offers a steam facial in the comfort of your own home. So much better than
just putting your face over a steaming bowl of hot water. When you are finished
using it just give it a quick rinse to clean it! Avoid cleaning it in a washing
machine or dish washer. Only side- effect is you
look like you've escaped from a mental asylum or the set of Dr.Who.
No, these are not straight out of a packet of ‘Liquorice
Allsorts’! For those of us who love a
workout you can now do it in front of the TV with the ‘Lower Stomach Beauty
Trainer’. Rolling your legs back and forth, twisting your waistline, is
probably really great for your body. Oink oink the exercise cushion looks like
a pigs’ nose. Who wants to put their feet in Miss Piggys’ nostrils? A real
Snout Workout!
If you work at a desk all day and fear the butt spread
then invest in the ‘Beauty Bottom Shaping Cushion’. This chair cushion will ensure
that your bottom muscles become taut whilst it sculpts, tightens and tones. Just
what your average couch potato needs. Now you can work-out whilst chilling out.
Edward Scissor Hands eat your heart out! Wow those
inventive people at Akaishi have been at it again! Now they bring you the
‘Akaishi Facial Massager’. Would pushing tiny rollers along your face combat
sagging and wrinkles? We don’t think so.
Using four extensions and eight rollers this great
design fits the facial curves perfectly. Use for ten minutes at a time for a
younger face but be careful you don’t poke your eyes out.
And lastly we have the only useful gadget we could find.
We bring you the ‘Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exerciser’. They say that signs of
ageing are most visible on the neck and hands so just use the chin pump. Squeeze
the pump for up to three minutes a day and watch those wrinkles disappear. Pop it under the chin of the old man when he
is watching TV and he will never fall asleep and start snoring during your
favourite program again. Great for those boring meetings! Told you at last we
found a gadget that was useful. From the land of the rising sun, have a great
day.
Tomorrow we take a look at toys from Japan.
Hmmm, wonder if they really work?
ReplyDeleteMum might buy ALL of them LOL!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
That nose thing looks painful!
ReplyDeleteCotton
Molly, Molly, Molly.... Mommy said that when you're done trying all of these out, please send them her way. (Believe me she could use them all!) We're not too sure about the nose clip tho, that one might really hurt.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
My those are intresting, I knew Japan was into beauty product but I am surprised
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
Oh my, they have no idea..LOL love the seat pad though..Have a wonderful Tuesday Molly and Mom xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
I loves the butt cushion! As my butt is one of my best features, I will use it to keep it that way!!! BOL!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
Very bizarre, but also entertaining!
ReplyDeleteGOOD GOLLY MIZ MOLLY, your travel expenses must be enormous! BUT look at the quality of journalism that we get! YOU GO TO THE SOURCE, right to the horse's mouth! teeheee
ReplyDeleteI HAVE GOT to show my husband this post; interestingly enough, we have BOTH taught Japanese college students (I taught the English) and they all comment on how they admire "American noses" to be refined...now I see they have a gadget to attempt to reshape the nose! Dear Lord, we are all beautiful in your sight!
LOVE YA!
All this for what some "think" is beautiful. Sad.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
We want to know who designs these things. Looking forward to the toys tomorrow. Thanks for bringing back good memories of the Lady's time in Japan.
ReplyDeleteBAWHAWHAAA that looks like the equipment of the chamber of torture for me ;o) We bought such a thingy-the epicare hair removal - painful for mom - but funny for me and dad. I never thought how much fun you'll get for $2.99 ;o) Have a beautiful tuesday ;o)
ReplyDeleteOh my, that nose thing looks like one big ouchie!
ReplyDeleteInteresting....and SCARY!
ReplyDeleteThose are something else!
ReplyDeleteHave a fun day
Benny & Lily
i think i need the glasses - and maybe the chin exerciser.
ReplyDeleteMom says I need the mask...it will keep me from eating too much.
ReplyDeleteBut I want the butterfly!!
Hugs madi your BFFF
Hahahaha! Mommy is often amused by the things the Japanese come up with.
ReplyDeleteWhat we must do for beauty. I don't think these things would even work. Looks like "fun".
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious! I would quite like a bottom shaping cushion for the car - it has to be a less effortful form of exercise than doing numerous bottom clenches at traffic lights!
ReplyDeleteOh DOG!!! Those are scarier than the FOOD!!!
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles
Mom has a really sore back today and said that pig snout thing makes her want to scream just looking at it. I think she's about due for another pain killer. Woo.
ReplyDeleteLuv,
Dave
Ooooo I love all these gadgets! Hahaha, especially the Hannibal one and the Licorice Allsort one (um, nummy)! Crazinesses! ;-D
ReplyDeleteWow! These are some interesting contraptions!
ReplyDeleteOink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Hi Molly, I'll forget about those torture gadgets, I'll just book mum into a simple nip and tuck at the vets, fast results without having an accident at home with those Spanish inquisition beauty toys!
ReplyDeleteYikes... All of those look very painful. I think beauty is overrated if you have to go through that....
ReplyDeleteHave a great day....
hugs, Max
BOL Molly you never fail to make me laugh, can't wait for tomorrows!!
ReplyDeleteLove Milo :)
Interesting gadgets. Glad I live in the US
ReplyDeleteWhoa, some weird gadgets!
ReplyDeleteYour Snowy pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Wow! Those are some interesting gadgets, Molly! One big difference between dogs and people is that dogs don't need a single thing to be more beautiful. :-)
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
MOL!!!
ReplyDeleteFaRADaY: Mommy needs the wrinkle stuff. Like, BAD.
Maxwell: Dood, you do NOT get treats by saying stuff like that. Seriously.
Allie: *prim voice* Mother always said that if spot reducing worked, people who chewed gum would have skinny faces, so THERE! *giggle!*
Where on earth do you find these Molly? Momz wants one of those butt shaper pillows (she may not want it exactly but she sure does need it BOL!) She does have a Japanese toe stretcher that she found at the Dollar Store and couldn't pass up
ReplyDeleteHi Molly...submitted a comment twice but Blogger doesn't like me today...sorry if there's a duplicate
ReplyDeleteErnie and I hope that none of these GADGETS catch on with the wimmen of Blogville. WE think they are kinda SCARY.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you come up with this stuff, Molly? haha
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
I'm half interested and half laughing!
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeleteÉ cada coisa que inventam não é mesmo?!
Beijos Molly *-*
We are barkless...
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Japanese gadgets that even Japanese people don't know !;0))
ReplyDeleteHahaha !
I think I will just be me. That is some crazy stuff.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
They are crazy!
ReplyDeleteBetween and the toys, there sure are some odd things available in Japan...lol.
ReplyDeleteOh my!
ReplyDeleteWe hope that mom doesn't see these... she already spends like 40+ minutes a day moisturizing so she doesn't get too old too quick.. she'd never leave the house if she had all this stuff!!
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