Flog It Blog It, Bizarre Japanese Beauty Gadgets!

Molly The Wally Brings You Her Top Ten Japanese Beauty Gadgets! 

Yesterday we gave you snacks and today continuing our visit to the land of the rising sun we bring you beauty Japanese style of course!

How about the 'Beauty Nose'? Wear one of these for five minutes a day and you will have a more pointy nose. Wear it too much and you will look like Witchy Poo! You may also find that you can't smell anything, it hurts and you look daft. Nevermind the fact that people might ask you why you have a plastic butterfly on the end of your nose? Hmmm you can try this at home with a clothes peg!

If you are feeling flush why not upgrade to the' Beauty Lift High Nose'? This gives off electric vibrations which will help create the perfect profile.  You need to wear this for three minutes a day. Not only does it cover half your face like something out of Aliens or a gruesome torture device the electrical buzzing will keep yesterdays’ wasp biscuits at the forefront of your mind all day, just when you thought you’d forgotten about them. 

What about the Mejikara Anti-Wrinkle glasses? Made out of silicone these goggles are supposed to apply gentle pressure on the skin pushing those sagging eyes back up to where they once were!" Cheaper than Botox and you can always wear them when you are driving and pretend you are ‘Joe 90’.

Why not go out and purchase the ‘Beauty Voice Trainer’?  It is a mouthpiece that trains your voice to maximize your full vocal potential while singing. Great for preparing for that karaoke night and when not in use can double up as an adult dummy.

One for Hannibal Lecter here! We bring you the 'Kogao Smile Lines Face Belt'. Keep those smile wrinkles away from your face. It comes in a nice pink and grey combo. Clearly designed for women but we are sure men can enjoy its professed benefits too. More effective and cheaper don’t smile in the first place. This can be easily achieved by chewing on a wasp biscuit. 

Fans of Iron Maiden, collectors of armour or members of ‘The Spanish Inquisition’ will love this device. The ‘Akaishi Aluminum Facial Spa’ offers a steam facial in the comfort of your own home. So much better than just putting your face over a steaming bowl of hot water. When you are finished using it just give it a quick rinse to clean it! Avoid cleaning it in a washing machine or dish washer.  Only side- effect is you look like you've escaped from a mental asylum or the set of Dr.Who. 

No, these are not straight out of a packet of ‘Liquorice Allsorts’!  For those of us who love a workout you can now do it in front of the TV with the ‘Lower Stomach Beauty Trainer’. Rolling your legs back and forth, twisting your waistline, is probably really great for your body. Oink oink the exercise cushion looks like a pigs’ nose. Who wants to put their feet in Miss Piggys’ nostrils? A real Snout Workout!

If you work at a desk all day and fear the butt spread then invest in the ‘Beauty Bottom Shaping Cushion’. This chair cushion will ensure that your bottom muscles become taut whilst it sculpts, tightens and tones. Just what your average couch potato needs. Now you can work-out whilst chilling out. 

Edward Scissor Hands eat your heart out! Wow those inventive people at Akaishi have been at it again! Now they bring you the ‘Akaishi Facial Massager’. Would pushing tiny rollers along your face combat sagging and wrinkles? We don’t think so.  Using four extensions and eight rollers this great design fits the facial curves perfectly. Use for ten minutes at a time for a younger face but be careful you don’t poke your eyes out. 

And lastly we have the only useful gadget we could find. We bring you the ‘Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exerciser’. They say that signs of ageing are most visible on the neck and hands so just use the chin pump. Squeeze the pump for up to three minutes a day and watch those wrinkles disappear.  Pop it under the chin of the old man when he is watching TV and he will never fall asleep and start snoring during your favourite program again. Great for those boring meetings! Told you at last we found a gadget that was useful. From the land of the rising sun, have a great day.

Tomorrow we take a look at toys from Japan.