Mollys’ Barking Bakes Brings You, Make a start and show some art on my heart shaped cookies.

Molly The Wally says, make a start and show some art on my heart shaped cookies.

You will need the following for your make a start and show some art on my heart shaped cookies. Get your slave to bring them to you and let's get started.

Ingredients

Makes about 20

40 g butter

40 g sugar

1 pinch salt

½ egg

1/4 teaspoon vanilla essence

100 g flour

Heart Shaped Cookie Cutter

Icing and decorations of your choice, I am going for the pinky bling look!

Preheat oven to 190C, 365F, Gas mark 5.

There once was an old man of Lyme

Who married three wives at a time
When asked, 'Why a third?'
He replied, 'One's absurd!
And bigamy, Sir, is a crime.'

Beat the butter and mix in sugar and salt.

Mix in egg and vanilla and beat until it turns a light yellow (like a good pee on snow).

Add flour in to the batter and mix it together. 

Wrap the dough with plastic wrap and put it in to the refrigerator for 30minutes. Make sure your peoples are not looking as you want it to be a surprise. 

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

 After 30 minutes roll out the dough. No rolling in smellies today as we are cooking!

You will a big rolling pin, one big enough for some squirrel bashing afterwards!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend. 

Cut with the cookie cutters and place on a lightly greased baking tray.

 Lovely little hearts for my heart!

Hmm the nose knows! Looking good!

Bake in the oven for about 15minutes.

Drool while they cool

Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?

You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect Pear.

Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our tulips meet.

Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.

I'll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my Valentine.

Unleash your artistic side and decorate your cookies. I feel like a Picasso moment!

Let the icing set. 

Give one to your love but save the rest for yourself!

That will be nine for me and one for peeps. Remember we don’t want our peeps getting chubby and too much sugar is not good for them. Enjoy! Think I’ll go off now and paint ‘The Moaning Lisa’ as it is ‘Mischief Monday’! Have a great day!