Yesterday The Thelma and Louise of Blogville aka Pip & Puddles went hunting Big Foot aka The Yeti (here). So today we thought we'd take a look at what to do should you catch one.
Yeti
fever was so intense in the 1950s the United States government laid out a set
of guidelines on how to hunt the abominable snowman. The US National Archives
recently recovered the extraordinary document from its library.
With
deadpan seriousness, ‘The regulations governing mountain climbing expeditions
in Nepal relating to Yeti was issued. Abominable
Snowman hunters now had to do things by the book.
The
American Embassy in Kathmandu issued the memo on November 30, 1959, shortly
after it first opened. The document details three Yeti-specific regulations,
1 Royalty
of Rs. 5000/- Indian Currency will have to be paid to His Majesty's Government
of Nepal for a permit to carry out an expedition in search of Yeti.
2 In
case 'Yeti' is traced it can be photographed or caught alive but it must not be
killed or shot at, except in an emergency arising out of self-defense. All
photographs taken of the animal, the creature itself if captured alive or dead,
must be surrendered to the Government of Nepal at the earliest time.
3
News and reports throwing light on the actual existence of the creature must be
submitted to the Government of Nepal as soon as they are available and must not
in any way be given out to the Press or Reporters for publicity without the
permission of the Government of Nepal.
So if anyone ever finds a Yeti you now know what to do folks!
So if anyone ever finds a Yeti you now know what to do folks!
This
reminds of the mummified finger smuggled out of Nepal 50 years ago and revered
as a Yeti’s was revealed to be human a few years ago. The relic was taken from
a monastery by a US explorer in the 1950s, who replaced it with a human finger
to fool the monks. Then film star James Stewart helped to smuggle it out of
India by hiding it in his wife’s lingerie case and it ended up in the Royal
College of Surgeons museum in London. Scientists at Edinburgh Zoo said DNA
sample analysis found it to be human. That’s a two finger salute then to the
above regulations!
The Yeti is too clever for humans! We should go there, dear Molly, and show then how it works! We brave squirrels hunters!
ReplyDeleteI wish you a nice week- end
Nice regards
Arno
I am convinced that you have the most deft paws in the business; who could EVEN dig up such OUT OF SIGHT but HILARIOUS stories!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMiz Molly, YOU RULE!
BOL Molly, that is a large, fat man in an ugly suit! It is the same image I see over and over again when we speak of 'Sasquatch' here in the states. There are so many people convinced this 'creature' is out there, but I think it's a bunch of bunk!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the government actually made rules for hunting the Yeti. And I was quite shocked to learn that James Steward had a 'hand' in smuggling the finger out.
None have ever been found... and YETI the stories continue... BaaaWaaaah.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh Doggie, hope we ain't got any of them big tscary things here!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals
Susie & Bites
Hello Molly! I haven't seen a Yeti yet!
ReplyDeleteMom is glad the footprints she saw were not Big Foot's
ReplyDeleteHappy Saturday
Hugs
Madi your BFFF
Yeti Yeti Yeti. All talk, no action. Some crazy people north of us have this "Live footage" of Bigfoot admiring there campfire from the tree line. Hahhahha Maybe if they had offered him a Smore he would have joined them.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
and the mystery and fascination continues yet(i) today!
ReplyDeletehaha the scientists at Edinburgh Zoo were right - because that's my dad, wearing his new onesie pajama ;o)Have a wonderful saturday dear Molly ...and don't feed the Yeti ;o)
ReplyDeleteThe burning question is where did the explorer get the human finger he used to replace the one he stole from the monks? *shudder*
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
So much about something no one has ever been able to find proof of. We are sure this is a perfect reason for our state legislature to pass Yeti laws!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods
Definitely a man in a gorilla suit!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
The Yeti can stay in Nepal! We won't want one to visit us. :p
ReplyDeleteHmmm I wonder about big foot in the US... is he the same thing as a Yeti?
ReplyDeleteAre there similar laws for Nessie?
ReplyDeleteAlways red tape.
XXXOOO Daisy,Bella & Roxy
No surprise Molly that here in weird Florida we have our own "bigfoot", the Florida Skunk Ape and he has many devout fans...EG, Dave Shealy who believes that the $300 million Everglades restoration project is nothing but a government coverup of the Skunk Ape http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/13341
ReplyDeleteHere's an excellent instructional video called The Bigfoot Guide to Night Driving that's perfect for beginners ;)
Happy Saturday
I might have seen that guy down by the Kansas Ocean ... but I'm not sure.
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
Hi Molly were did you find that picture of my Dad walking home from the pub BOL
ReplyDeleteSheba.
bol!
DeleteLooks like a guy in a Yeti suit.
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
I wonder what Yeti pizza would be like??
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
I do not think I will like to find this Yeti fellow. He might be very nice, but then he also might be scary...
ReplyDeleteWe figure the Kathmandu Embassy thought if those crazy foreigner wanted to run around looking for the Yeti they might as well make a few bucks in the deal. There have been reports of Bigfoot sightings here too. But unless the hairy guy is hiding in the wheat fields he's out of luck, not a lot of big timber near us.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
That's pawsome - I've always wondered whatto do if a yeti turns up here in London *waggy tail*
ReplyDeleteHi Molly, you are having a yeti, too much hooch if you ask me, maybe later I might see pink elephants.
ReplyDeletePuddles is still out looking for old Yeti. If anyone can find the big hairy beast, it's Puddles. While she is out hunting, I am kicking back on the couch making a scrap book of all our adventures.
ReplyDeleteCheers!
Your pal, Pip
Typical. The US government always issuing useless regulations and usually with a tax included. lol
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