Breaking up is so very hard to do so the good song says.
Yet the writer of this letter seems to have done rather a good job of informing
her other half that it’s all over. Apparently
she accessed her boyfriends' Facebook account and noticed he has received a message from another girl, called Kelsi.
Now you know most men can't remember the most important dates like birthdays nevermind every other little detail. Looks unlikely he will not be getting back his things anytime soon. So now this has promoted a whole lot of fun since it was posted on the internet last week.
Plot twist - Kelsi is her best friend and was trying to arrange surprise
B-Day party.
She didn't destroy them.
No, but
she did take all his stuff and scatter it around in places where it would
likely be stolen/destroyed. Much better.
This letter is exhibit A in the Judge Judy trial.
I love the sarcastic hearts.
The heart bullet points are written in Kelsi's blood.
Wow would make a good video game.
Now a
nation waits with baited breath to find out more about this intriguing couple
and not forgetting WHO IS Kelsi.?
Haha, best breakup letter ever!
ReplyDeleteWonder if there was anything left by the time he got there.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
What's he likely to remember first, where his tv is or where his videogames are? ;)
ReplyDeleteWe are pretty sure he won't be able to find any of his stuff...to expect him to remember things TWO whole years ago?
ReplyDeleteOh that is so funny, a real classic.. he will never find his stuff, men never remember where the first time was with anything..LOL thanks for the laugh Molly, have a wonderful day xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
I saw this on the news. How funny is that? Love it. Have a great weekend Molly!
ReplyDelete*BOL*...dad would be SO scr!wed if mom every did this to him!!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Hi Molly it Badger Boo here **waves paw**
ReplyDeleteThat is a pawsome breakup letter. You gotta be careful about leaving Facebook open, don't want mummy knowing what I gets up too BOL
This would be a great post to link with my smile it's Friday as its so funny
Have a good weekend.
Xxxxx
How in the Sam Hill did I miss this post???????????? I am on top of things when it comes to visiting MIZ MOLLY, the best SNOOP DOG EVER!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear ones, you had your mum's day this past week??? We will be having our Father's Day in two weeks, which is always a bittersweet day for me, even 28 years after the fact.
But light is a sure thing, for it gives us life, even after death. I AM SURE OF IT, and with that faith, we can carry on.
OK MIZ MOLLY, GO TRACK DOWN KELSI! I know if anyone can find her, it's YOU!
Oh my goodness! That is creative for sure.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
BOL Golden LAUGHS! Great handwriting ... Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteWe are attractive sure he won't be adept to find any of his stuff...to anticipate him to remember things TWO entire years ago? . Challenge coins
ReplyDeleteLove the rollers!
ReplyDeleteWe say "you go girl!"
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Revenge is so sweet :)
ReplyDeleteThat girlfriend needs to go, reading the letter, she expects him to lock his computer or else she will go snooping on it? She doesn't get mad when he locks it. She knows SHE is the one who can't be trusted.
ReplyDeleteAnd, do I understand correctly that he was setting up a surprise birthday for his unworthy girlfriend?
She sounds like a tramp.
Ooooops... DOUBLE Oooops.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good letter
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
That facebook is such a trouble maker!!
ReplyDeleteso, was he innocently trying to help with the party or was there an affair?! inquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeletehahaha - that's G.R.E.A.T Please let me know if he found his clothes ! Have a great friday! btw: you were right with the weather, Molly. we have a thunderstorm
ReplyDeleteThat's why I don't have any thing to do with Facebook or Twitter brings a whole bag of trouble!xx Speedy's mum
ReplyDeleteWe saw this in the internet too. She was nicer than some of them!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Ambassadors of Love
This is more exciting than Downton Abby
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi your BFFF
WHOA!....we're.....speechless! And so's our mom!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Big time OOOPS if he really was just setting up the surprise bday party. I assume, either way - they were doomed!
ReplyDeleteAin't love grand????????
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sam
Isn't that the bestest break up ever??? That will teach him to leave his FB page open....lol!
ReplyDelete(((hugs) your friends
Oskar & Schatzi
Oh.My.Dog. Now that is priceless! I can't wait to hear if he finds his stuff...I hope he has a good search dog!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful weekend, Molly.
*Cairn cuddles*
Oz
I saw this and was so shocked at the well thought out method of revenge. Ha!
ReplyDeletethat was just hilarious!! Wish I had thought of something like that back in the day!
ReplyDeleteWe are out of words...
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend!
Kisses!
Kaiser and Farrusquinho
That's a good breaking up letter, full of wits and wisdom and she left him gracefully too ! Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteBet that is the LAST time he leaves his FB page open:)
ReplyDeleteVery well-written letter..
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
OMC!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, you look good Molly =^.^=
Purrs
WHOOPS! Uh, would we say she caught him CATTING around? (cracking ourselves up over here)
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhhh my dogness!! We are quite impressed . . . you go Molly!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW, We are very woofy to meet you . . . thanks for stopping by our blog! Happy weekend! ❤ Cleo and Bogey
Hehe that is too funny! Sometimes I wonder about these things though... like do people just make this stuff up so that it will go viral? Who knows..
ReplyDeleteThat has got to be the best breakup letter ever! That guy will never remember so his stuff is history.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Wowzers...too clever and funny
ReplyDeleteAh, breaking up is hard - and sardonic - to do!
ReplyDeleteBest break up I ever heard about. Musta been tough on the guy- laptop AND videogames!
ReplyDeleteDina Mom
That's very creative! Not sure I'm understanding all the twists and turns--did the boyfriend sue the ex?
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
I loved that letter. Now the plots twists, were they your idea or was it true that they were really planning a surprise birthday party?
ReplyDeleteLOL that is one way to handle the situation. :)
ReplyDeleteBOl no doubt his stuff is going to be long gone by the time he figures out where it all is
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