Friday, 7 June 2013

Dog House Blog, Breaking Up!

Molly The Wally Scribes!


Breaking up is so very hard to do so the good song says. Yet the writer of this letter seems to have done rather a good job of informing her other half  that it’s all over. Apparently  she  accessed her boyfriends' Facebook account and noticed he has received a message from another girl, called Kelsi.
 

Now you know most men can't remember the most important dates like birthdays nevermind every other little detail.  Looks unlikely he will not be getting back his things anytime soon.  So now this has promoted a whole lot of fun since it was posted on the internet last week.

Plot twist - Kelsi is her best friend and was trying to arrange surprise B-Day party.
She didn't destroy them.

                No, but she did take all his stuff and scatter it around in places where it would likely be stolen/destroyed.  Much better.
This letter is exhibit A in the Judge Judy trial.

I love the sarcastic hearts.
The heart bullet points are written in Kelsi's blood.

Wow would make a good video game.
Now a nation waits with baited breath to find out more about this intriguing couple and not forgetting WHO IS Kelsi.?
Posted by at 09:00
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45 comments:

  1. Sketching with Dogs7 June 2013 at 09:17

    Haha, best breakup letter ever!
    Wonder if there was anything left by the time he got there.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  2. CATachresis7 June 2013 at 10:05

    What's he likely to remember first, where his tv is or where his videogames are? ;)

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  3. The Furries of Whisppy7 June 2013 at 10:16

    We are pretty sure he won't be able to find any of his stuff...to expect him to remember things TWO whole years ago?

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  4. Mollie7 June 2013 at 10:44

    Oh that is so funny, a real classic.. he will never find his stuff, men never remember where the first time was with anything..LOL thanks for the laugh Molly, have a wonderful day xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  5. Anonymous7 June 2013 at 11:10

    I saw this on the news. How funny is that? Love it. Have a great weekend Molly!

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  6. Unknown7 June 2013 at 11:22

    *BOL*...dad would be SO scr!wed if mom every did this to him!!
    Wally & Sammy

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  7. Badger Boo7 June 2013 at 11:54

    Hi Molly it Badger Boo here **waves paw**

    That is a pawsome breakup letter. You gotta be careful about leaving Facebook open, don't want mummy knowing what I gets up too BOL

    This would be a great post to link with my smile it's Friday as its so funny

    Have a good weekend.

    Xxxxx

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  8. Castles Crowns and Cottages7 June 2013 at 11:59

    How in the Sam Hill did I miss this post???????????? I am on top of things when it comes to visiting MIZ MOLLY, the best SNOOP DOG EVER!!

    Oh dear ones, you had your mum's day this past week??? We will be having our Father's Day in two weeks, which is always a bittersweet day for me, even 28 years after the fact.

    But light is a sure thing, for it gives us life, even after death. I AM SURE OF IT, and with that faith, we can carry on.

    OK MIZ MOLLY, GO TRACK DOWN KELSI! I know if anyone can find her, it's YOU!

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  9. GOOSE7 June 2013 at 13:31

    Oh my goodness! That is creative for sure.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  10. Golden Woofs! SUGAR7 June 2013 at 13:33

    BOL Golden LAUGHS! Great handwriting ... Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  11. Unknown7 June 2013 at 13:34

    We are attractive sure he won't be adept to find any of his stuff...to anticipate him to remember things TWO entire years ago? . Challenge coins

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  12. Lapdog Creations7 June 2013 at 14:01

    Love the rollers!

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  13. Lovable Lily7 June 2013 at 14:02

    We say "you go girl!"

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  14. Cowspotdog7 June 2013 at 14:02

    Revenge is so sweet :)

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  15. MarkD607 June 2013 at 14:20

    That girlfriend needs to go, reading the letter, she expects him to lock his computer or else she will go snooping on it? She doesn't get mad when he locks it. She knows SHE is the one who can't be trusted.
    And, do I understand correctly that he was setting up a surprise birthday for his unworthy girlfriend?
    She sounds like a tramp.

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  16. Frankie Furter and Ernie7 June 2013 at 14:37

    Ooooops... DOUBLE Oooops.

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  17. Two French Bulldogs7 June 2013 at 14:46

    That's a good letter
    Benny & Lily

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  18. Idaho PugRanch7 June 2013 at 15:27

    That facebook is such a trouble maker!!

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  19. TexWisGirl7 June 2013 at 15:39

    so, was he innocently trying to help with the party or was there an affair?! inquiring minds want to know!

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  20. Anonymous7 June 2013 at 15:44

    hahaha - that's G.R.E.A.T Please let me know if he found his clothes ! Have a great friday! btw: you were right with the weather, Molly. we have a thunderstorm

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  21. Little Miss Titch7 June 2013 at 16:06

    That's why I don't have any thing to do with Facebook or Twitter brings a whole bag of trouble!xx Speedy's mum

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  22. Murphy7 June 2013 at 17:40

    We saw this in the internet too. She was nicer than some of them!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Ambassadors of Love

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  23. My Mind's Eye7 June 2013 at 18:26

    This is more exciting than Downton Abby
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  24. Anonymous7 June 2013 at 18:43

    WHOA!....we're.....speechless! And so's our mom!

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  25. Jackie Bouchard7 June 2013 at 19:40

    Too funny! Big time OOOPS if he really was just setting up the surprise bday party. I assume, either way - they were doomed!

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  26. Anonymous7 June 2013 at 20:13

    Ain't love grand????????

    Kitty Hugs, Sam

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  27. Charlotte7 June 2013 at 20:46

    Isn't that the bestest break up ever??? That will teach him to leave his FB page open....lol!

    (((hugs) your friends
    Oskar & Schatzi

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  28. Unknown7 June 2013 at 21:07

    Oh.My.Dog. Now that is priceless! I can't wait to hear if he finds his stuff...I hope he has a good search dog!
    Have a wonderful weekend, Molly.
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  29. Parsley7 June 2013 at 21:52

    I saw this and was so shocked at the well thought out method of revenge. Ha!

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  30. Cat and DOG Chat With Caren7 June 2013 at 23:25

    that was just hilarious!! Wish I had thought of something like that back in the day!

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  31. Terrorzinhos8 June 2013 at 01:51

    We are out of words...

    Enjoy your weekend!
    Kisses!
    Kaiser and Farrusquinho

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  32. Unknown8 June 2013 at 02:04

    That's a good breaking up letter, full of wits and wisdom and she left him gracefully too ! Hahahaha!

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  33. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥8 June 2013 at 02:05

    Bet that is the LAST time he leaves his FB page open:)

    Very well-written letter..

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  34. Texas, a Cat in... Austin8 June 2013 at 04:09

    OMC!
    Meanwhile, you look good Molly =^.^=
    Purrs

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  35. A Tonl8 June 2013 at 04:27

    WHOOPS! Uh, would we say she caught him CATTING around? (cracking ourselves up over here)

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  36. IndyAndCleo8 June 2013 at 05:59

    Ohhhhhhhhh my dogness!! We are quite impressed . . . you go Molly!!!
    BTW, We are very woofy to meet you . . . thanks for stopping by our blog! Happy weekend! ❤ Cleo and Bogey

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  37. AnnStaub8 June 2013 at 06:14

    Hehe that is too funny! Sometimes I wonder about these things though... like do people just make this stuff up so that it will go viral? Who knows..

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  38. SquirrelQueen8 June 2013 at 06:41

    That has got to be the best breakup letter ever! That guy will never remember so his stuff is history.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  39. JoAnn Stancer8 June 2013 at 13:47

    Wowzers...too clever and funny

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  40. pibble8 June 2013 at 16:24

    Ah, breaking up is hard - and sardonic - to do!

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  41. Unknown9 June 2013 at 11:53

    Best break up I ever heard about. Musta been tough on the guy- laptop AND videogames!

    Dina Mom

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  42. Life with Wrigs9 June 2013 at 18:16

    That's very creative! Not sure I'm understanding all the twists and turns--did the boyfriend sue the ex?

    Susan and Wrigs

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  43. Unknown10 June 2013 at 16:25

    I loved that letter. Now the plots twists, were they your idea or was it true that they were really planning a surprise birthday party?

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  44. 2browndawgs11 June 2013 at 22:22

    LOL that is one way to handle the situation. :)

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  45. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki12 June 2013 at 10:27

    BOl no doubt his stuff is going to be long gone by the time he figures out where it all is

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