Thursday, 7 June 2012

Bark From The Park, Another Olympic Laugh!

The London 2012 Olympic Games Takes on Star Trek.

The London 2012 Olympic Games Takes on Star Trek.

Futuristic ceremonial costumes are to be worn by Olympic escorts and medal bearers. The male medal bearers get to wear purple suits which are more beam me up Stratford than Saville Row. The Olympic escorts in turn look like they work for a cheap budget airline with hat masquerading as a midget spaceship. These hideous Star-Trek creations make me feel I need to increase boost to warp factor 10 and jet on out of here. Who ever thought these up have definitely, boldly gone to where no fashion designer has gone before. While Captain Kirk and crew could rely on Scotty to beam them up in sticky situations, there will no escape from the chaps and gals in their garish garb this summer. Nevermind at the end of the Olympics they can hop over to a Star-Trek convention without needing to change clothes. Enterprising, it’s certainly not , set lasers to stun we are going to need them!
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  1. Castles Crowns and Cottages7 June 2012 at 10:30

    GARIS INDEED, MOLLY! You, my dear furry friend are top dog in the journalist world of Bark from the Park reporting! WOW! You sniff out the best stories for I had NO idea about the fashion choices for this event. teeheee...I love how you described the HATS as midget spaceships....you are AWESOME!!! Anita

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 10:53

      Hi Anita , thank you for your kind words, I am going to hide for the duration of the Olympics due to shame!
      Best wishes Molly

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  2. Donna7 June 2012 at 10:35

    Wow, the lady on the left's hat is really funny. :)

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 10:54

      Hi Keisha , words fail me , what more can I say!
      Best wishes Molly

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  3. The Furries of Whisppy7 June 2012 at 10:42

    The costumes have left me speechless...okay, okay, ALMOST speechless.
    WHAT were they thinking!

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 10:57

      Hi Furries , It's just so bad with Tinky Winky ushers , Jimmy Saville torch bearers and Smurf team GB , I'd cry if only I can stop laughing.
      Best wishes Molly

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  4. Declan7 June 2012 at 10:57

    Do you think they might like one of my purple sparkly seats to go with their outfits?! Deccy x

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 10:58

      Deccy I think someone already used it when they were thinking up the design!
      Best wishes Molly

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  5. pibble7 June 2012 at 11:21

    And they look hot (as in sweaty and warm, not fashionable). Poor things! Who comes up with these designs?!

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 12:28

      Hi Pibble , that's easy someone with no talent , no taste and no common sense. They do indeed look hot and uncomfortable.
      Best wishes Molly

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  6. Two Greyhound Town7 June 2012 at 14:04

    I have another nomination for Sunday. I am not sure if Declan's Blog has been featured yet, but I found this post very interesting especially for those of us in the states. http://www.declansdogsblog.co.uk/2012/05/yorkshire-dales.html

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 14:17

      Hi Guys and thank you , no Deccy hasn't been on yet so good choice.
      Best wishes Molly

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  7. Sketching with Dogs7 June 2012 at 14:10

    Sheesh!
    The people from Easy Jet have better uniforms than these!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 14:18

      Hi Dip Dip and the Bridge , you have a point there , these ones are more Sleazy Jet!
      Best wishes Molly

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  8. Pippinpumpkin7 June 2012 at 14:15

    Hi Molly,
    What can I say, Beam me up Scottie, can your sources at Molly Media confirm that these outfits weren't the ones at auction at last years Star Trek Convention...it could have been worse they could have been out of Doctor Who....may the Force be with you........it was lost on the designers, I;m still howling with laughter.
    Pippinpumpkin

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 14:20

      Hi Pippinpumpkin , Dr Who might have been a better choice , we could have had the Cyber Men!
      Best wishes Molly

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  9. Unknown7 June 2012 at 14:38

    wow you are so right, the women look like they are cheap flight attendants, wow the men should not have to wear purple.

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 14:49

      Hi Hound girl , you are so right about the colour! Cringe , cringe cringe!
      Best wishes Molly

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  10. Frankie Furter and Ernie7 June 2012 at 17:03

    Thank DAWGNESS Our Blogville Olympics will be MUCH MORE Sensible!!

    Now... Beam me Up Scotty.

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 19:08

      Hi Frankie and Ernie , I doubt you'd make such muck ups in The Blogville Olympics!
      Best wishes Molly

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  11. Taryn7 June 2012 at 17:28

    Very funny post! One must wonder why purple was picked....It just doesn't seem like a very Olympian color!

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 19:09

      Hi Taryn , I wonder too , what was going through those empty heads?
      Best wishes Molly

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  12. Anonymous7 June 2012 at 19:00

    Haha! Funny outfits! They do look like something straight out of Star Trek!

    Elyse and Riley

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 19:10

      Hi Elyse and Riley , correct and beam me any where but here!
      Best wishes Molly

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  13. Bassetmomma7 June 2012 at 19:30

    Maybe they could just hire William Shatner to do the presenting and it would complete the look! BOL!

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    1. Unknown7 June 2012 at 20:02

      Hi Guys that would be funny! Sorry about your road maybe your workmen are our Olympic planners working on the sly!
      Best wishes Molly

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  14. Stewey8 June 2012 at 00:01

    Oh my - I've never seen anything like this before!
    Stewey

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    1. Unknown8 June 2012 at 09:27

      Hi Stewey and I am sure there will be more such flops on their way!
      Best wishes Molly

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  15. Pat Wahler8 June 2012 at 01:16

    They better watch out for the fashion police!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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    1. Unknown8 June 2012 at 09:29

      Hi K9friend , now you're talking , I wonder what sentence they would get , a stretch behind bars??
      Best wishes Molly

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  16. Dachshund Nola8 June 2012 at 01:18

    Thank you for the kind words about Charlotte. They mean the world to us
    Nola and family

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    1. Unknown8 June 2012 at 09:30

      Hi Nola and Family
      Our thoughts are with you!
      Best wishes Molly

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  17. Lorenza8 June 2012 at 03:18

    Interesting color.... very interesting...
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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    1. Unknown8 June 2012 at 09:31

      Hi Lorenza our little fashionista we should have come to you!
      Best wishes Molly

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