Bark From The Park, The Coronation Chicken Challenge!

The Coronation Chicken can be quite a challenge!

I could smell it long before I could see it and to be honest putting it on a picnic blanket in the middle of the park was a temptation I could not resist. Thus the challenge was to creep up and pounce on the chicken and eat it as quickly as possible without getting caught. Now for those of you unawares I have several ASBO’s (anti-social-barking-orders) under my belt already and a rather long rap sheet! Therefore ‘The Coronation Chicken Challenge’ needed to be executed with maximum efficiency and with minimum detection. Unfortunately in mid devour, I had my collar felt and before you could say ‘Chicken Lickin Good’ I was apprehended by the long arm of the law. Her Majesty’s Constabulary kept me on a short leash while they tried to find my human. Eventually I was released after a verbal warning and when my human had purchased some replacement nibbles and an expensive bottle of wine in lieu of an apology. With my reputation in tatters and my human considerably poorer we headed home. I am currently penning this from the dog-house with only my remorse for company!