MOLLYS’ BARKING BAKES. TODAY WE GIVE YOU Our Gobble THem Up Turkey Thanksgiving Treats!
You will need the following for your Gobble Them Up Turkey Treats ........
Do you ever get the feeling you are not alone?
Ingredients
1 lb (450 grams) minced/ground turkey (variations include squirrel, vole, mouse or any assorted vermin).1 ¼ cup bread crumbs (steal it off the bird table if necessary).
2 tablespoons grated parmesan cheese (or any other stinky cheese you may like).
1 teaspoon of crushed garlic (optional if you are a vampire).
Mix all the dried ingredients in a bowl.
Why are you shouting ‘It’s Behind You’?
Using your paws, (make sure they are clean) mix in the minced/ground Turkey. Smell to make sure they are yummy for your tummy.
I can feel I am being given ‘The Evil Eye’!
Why are you laughing? This is serious cooking blog!
Get your slave to clean up the mess.
Divide into four and roll into logs of about 8 inches long and 1 inch in diameter.
Now you are starting to freak me out!
Make into bite sized treats. Bake on a cookie sheet at Gas mark 3 or 325 degrees for 45 to 50 minutes.
Drool while they cool.
What did you say about an angry looking turkey behind me!
The Thanksgiving Turkey.
By DJack Prelutsky
The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling
where there’d never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance
and smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn’t a way I could stop it
The turkey was out of control.
I scrapped and I scrubbed with displeasure
And thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I’d never again stuff a turkey
With popcorn that hadn’t been popped.
Hey Ratty Rat shall we try some?
I know never eat with your mouth open.
Refrigerate if there are any left over.
You can pop them back in the cooling oven to dry them out so they keep longer but we never get round to that part.
Delicious! Enjoy!
OMD those look delicious! Almost as delicious as the treats my momma makes me that are full of cheese and bacon fat!
ReplyDeleteThey look nummers, we are quite afraid of eating them though, incase those turkeys get us!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
oh my god Molly them treats look fabtastic!!!! think i might have to make stormy some of them, he would die and go to heaven!!!! one thing mate just dont go in the back garden ok, go out for a walk instead, dont ask its just safer.
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Charlene and Stormy
xxx
Yummy, do you fink that waz that Turkey'z brudder in the bowl..BOL Have a great Furiday Molly xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
OMD they look delicious !!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend !
Kisses
Iris
Sounds tasty but that rat is scaring the beejesus out of me
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
Yum! I better add garlic to mine ;)
ReplyDeleteCotton
Gosh Molly! You always look like such a professional chef in your apron. Those turkey treats do look tasty but I sure am glad to see that none of those protesting turkeys got in to peck your eyes out or anything! LOL! You had to share with a rat? Have a great weekend! :)
ReplyDeleteMolly your talents are endless. I had no idea you were a Top Chef on top of being a Top Model and Writer.
ReplyDeleteLove your pics your foodables look very delicious too
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Goooodness those treats look good!!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
OMD! That's the most delicious treats I have ever seen! But who was beside you? That critter?
ReplyDelete~Eva
Thanks Molly, I'm drooling.... can you catch me some squirrels?... I haven't seen squirrels here this year ... maybe they are immigrated to UK because of our new tax-policies? Have a yummy Friday ;o)
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmm! looks good! We wonder how they would taste with deer?
ReplyDeleteSuas patas estavam mesmo limpinhas?! ai ai viu?! kkkkk
ReplyDeleteAdorei a receita! Será que será aprovado aqui em casa?! rs
Beijos e maravilhoso fim de semana!!!!
Que ele seja doce ;)
Oh dear....splendid photos, hilarious as watching JULIA CHILD cook, and a rip-roaring time with MIZ MOLLY AND RATTY! Oh dear ones, you are just a hoot and half and Molly, have you ever considered modeling? YOU HAVE THE FUNNIEST EXPRESSIONS!!! You made my day. Anita
ReplyDeleteYummy! {And thank you fur the laughs with snacks)
ReplyDeleteOh yummmmm, Molly! They look so delicious. We'll have to get HER doing some more cooking.
ReplyDeleteThose turkeys in the back ground...what a hoot. 'Eat ham'.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Molly,
ReplyDeleteThey look so mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and more mmmmmmmmmm, have you thought of a new careeer on TV,I reckon you should be on master chef....home made nibbles fat free as they are turkey, and for extra health benefits galic to keep fleas away....
Haha "get your slave to clean up the mess" we wouldn't have it any other way!!!
ReplyDeleteLots of love, from Indigo and Malach
popcorn stuffing! ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteThose sure do look tasty, Molly. But beware of the turkey invasion outside your window - one even slipped inside.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh YUMMERS! Thanks Molly!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
lol love this! Adds to my funny Friday :)
ReplyDeleteOh I needed this today....thanks for cooking up some goodies and giggles!!
ReplyDeleteyou have some serious self control! I would have gobbled up that entire plate!
ReplyDeleteNora
OMD Delicious. Don't laugh, but we actually have wild turkey out where we live! Hope you have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteThe mom here-
ReplyDeleteThis recipe looks very yummy and I will definitely have to make it for the Beaglebratz - especially since it looks a lot easier than the turkey loaf I RARELY make for them. Loved the evil eye from Tom Turkey.
Have a question - I know you are one of our most loyal followers/commenters and I was just wondering if you had been by our blog today? Maybe I am a little paranoid (that can happen sometimes especially using blogger). The Beaglebratz put up a new post early this morning and I just checked - no new comments. I know blogger has been messing with the spam filter I did use (I don't see that option now) and I wonder if blogger turned on the moderation for me (bless their little pee-brained hearts). I am at work rite now and cannot check that stuff - I will when I get home. But it's not like Team Beaglebratz to go without at least a couple of comments by now. If you have a chance could you see if you see any comments - the post is about We Wanna Help Too. Then maybe shoot an email to imabeaglemama(AT)gmail(DOT)com. Or I can wait til I get home but I can check email here at work. Gotta get back to work now.
Thank you ever so much.
Kim
Molly you are a real hostess with the mostest - I bet everyone enjoys your turkey Thanksgiving dish as much as ratty. Those Turkeys looked like they were just waiting for you to make mincemeat of them. If I get any more mice, I will give you a shout - the trouble is they hang out in the roof and it's small up there - nobody fits except mice - we left them a meal out - not unlike your turkey mince but laced with a little surprise - and they ate their last supper and died happy.
ReplyDeleteHaha, you should be on TV Molly.
ReplyDeleteWow, do those look QUICK, IT'S BEHIND YOU! really good!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the recipe!
Luv,
DAve
WOW, another exciting food treat from you, yes we did laugh at the Turkey stuff going on, got will try it!
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Susie & Bites
Watch out for those lurking turkeys, Molly! Those treats look delicious! Wrigs wants me to bake some for him (will need to modify the recipe a bit for his persnickety tummy). That poem was very funny! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
they look pretty darned tasty but you lost me at SQUIRREL! Ewwwwww!!
ReplyDeleteGood gawd Molly, it was right behind you!
ReplyDeleteThat does look absolutely delicious! We will have to see if we can get Mommy to make it for us...
Too much fun and laughs! Thanks, and have a great weekend! Purrs...
ReplyDeleteNom nom nom! My humin says she gonna try those. :)
ReplyDeleteBOL!! Those turkeys had some pretty mean faces on them! The treats looked so yum-o!!
ReplyDelete~Higgins
Those treats sure do look yummy!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Well that certainly looks like an absolutely delish dish. But don't let that pack of mad turkeys catch you, though!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
Gosh those sure look yummy.
ReplyDeleteYou have some funny looking birds living there! teehee
the brown dawgs
Molly....
ReplyDeleteFinally catching up on everybody's Blogs!! Gee, am I behind!! :-(
Crack. Me. Up!! "Eat Ham"? That angry-looking turkey behind you is trying to kill off pigs!! Awwww.... I like pigs!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!
gosh- you really did get to eat the cookies- didn't you?
ReplyDeletehow lucky you are.
love
tweedles
Sooooo funny, you look so sweet and busy Molly in the apron, great and funny post :)
ReplyDeleteBOL! Oh hardy har har! Glad the turkeys didn't get ya Molly :) Luved the little ditty about the turkey blowin up. Made a mental note about the popcorn stuffin ;)
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
Molly,
ReplyDeleteYou're such a Master Chef!! I loved the tasting section!! It's ok with me if you eat with your mouth open, so, are there any left? Maybe even just a little crumb for me? :)
Wags to all,
Your pal Snoopy :)
This was fantastic! Thanks for sharing your recipe and loved the turkeys, think they were out to get you!
ReplyDeleteWhat an excellent chef you are Molly! I would like to help my mom make these tasty turkey treats :)
ReplyDeleteJust be careful the next time you go outside, okay? And be sure to lock your doors...
They look yummy!
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