David Cameron Sacks Larry The Cat!
Larry the cat was originally adopted by our Prime
Minister ‘Just Call Me Dave’ from Battersea Dogs & Cats Home. Like his
owner, Larry takes his chillaxing very seriously but it would appear this time
he has gone too far. His mouse catching has amounted to nothing less than a
cat-alog of disasters and one cat-astrophy after another. The last straw came
when he was found fast asleep in the study at ‘Number 10’ whilst a mouse ran
amok unhindered. Previously it had taken 6 months before Larry had had a
confirmed kill and since then the score board reads an astounding big fat zero.
In the second major reshuffle this month Larry has now been sidelined as ‘Chief
Mouser’ due to paw performance. Mr Cameron has now
drafted in Chancellor George Osborne's tabby Freya as the new Mouser of State
to patrol the ‘Corridors of Pawer’. Sources claim Larry will be partially relinquished
of his duties and have described the new arrangement as a job share to avoid any
hurt felines. However my sources at Molly Media have informed me that Larry is
furr-ious and has taken to coughing up hair-balls of fury on ‘Just Call Me
Daves’ impawtant documents. “The press are just against me and are acting as a
mousepiece for Freya’s advancement to number 10, she will do anything to claw
her way to the top” an angry Larry told us. “I will be suing ‘Just Call Me Dave’
for meowlicious purrsecution,” he stated adamantly. We think he will be milking
this for all that it is worth!
Go get em Larry! How dare they print meowlicious things about your hunting abilities! Bet you're great at catchin lizards ;)
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
Some cats could just care less about meeses! lol
ReplyDeleteLARRY THE CAT....hmmmm, I THINK this is what has happened. He has gone undercover HERE in the USA, Minnesota, in fact, and his mouse and RABBIT slaughters have taken place in MY GARDEN! OH YES, sources here at Rabbit Hill have proof..a snappy of Larry with half a bunny in his jaws of death!!
ReplyDeleteHi Molly,
ReplyDeleteThats so unfair to Larry, Just call me Dave had no right to have a cabinet reshuffle without consulting the Cheif Mouser. How does Dave know it was only 1 mouse, Larry could have buried them. Like most of the government Larry was only doing what ALL politians do burying bad smells!
You go Larry. If Larry ever wanted to call me I could lend a paw. Voles are a lot like mice and my score board ready 87 to 3 in my favor.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Maybe Larry is a bit more like Ferdinand the Bull, remember that book? He's more of a peace-loving cat and prefers to remain friends with mice!
ReplyDeleteSo ya saying,Larry's not getting rid of all the Rats at No 10.. lol
ReplyDeleteHave a great day Molly xxooxx
run, mousies, run!
ReplyDeleteWe have three kitties and two (Baby and Ernie) are confirmed mousers, one (Scooter) will watch the mouse stroll by without moving a muscle. WE hope Larry likes his new co-worker
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
Maybe Larry could be Prime Minister instead?
ReplyDeleteMolly, você é sempre tão linda assim?
ReplyDeleteTá muito bonita nessa foto! Que a semana seja cheia de alegrias para nós!
Obrigada pelos comentários sempre atenciosos em meu bloguinho!
Lambidas!
Just maybees he be makin secret deals wit da mouses!
ReplyDeleteOMCs Molly Larry learned a valuable lesson...you snooze you loose you ranking as top Cat. Too funny we love your interesting news.
ReplyDeletehugs Madi your BFFF
Hello dear Molly,
ReplyDeleteperhaps Larry is a pacifist and prefers to play hide and seek with mice all day long and fells good and with love fullfilled!?
Best regards
Arno
My friend Izzy the cat also just watches mice. She thinks they are very entertaining.
ReplyDeleteNora
We hope Larry has learned his lesson. We would try to give him some tips, but our skills tend toward bunny hunting rather than mousing.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Molly....
ReplyDeleteLarry the Cat sounds like Garfield!! He is always friends with mice.... Allowing them to room in Jon's house!! Hee, hee, hee.... ;-D
Seriously, however. I owned a feline once, this boy named Yoda, who never--never--chased or caught mice!!
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!
Some mice are super tricky. Just think of Tom and Jerry! ;)
ReplyDeleteWe haven't met a mouse. Well, we had a hamster brother before and all Cosmo did was carry him all over the house and leaving saliva all over Knut. Ling wasn't the least bit interested.
ReplyDeleteMolly, I'd like to go mousiest hunting with you! : ) Henry
ReplyDeleteI don't know.....mice can be very sneaky! I just hope Larry knows better now. LOL!
ReplyDeleteHawooo woooo! Love them mousies!
ReplyDeleteRA, Isis & Nanük
Come on Larry . . . sounds like it's time!
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Murphy & Stanley
We don't do mice at our house, and mean ole cat dietzman doesn't either...he purrfers canned cat food to a fresh mouse, maybe larry does too!
ReplyDeletestella rose
Awwwww... poor Larry. We're rooting for you Larry... Dare I say it... beclaws we always root for the under"dog".....
ReplyDeleteHope things look up for Larry soon.
have a great day.
hugs, Max, Bugsy, and Knuckles
We get rid of the mice here! You can't trust cats.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
SHE says to tell you that was a clever piece of blogging....very funny!
We leave mice to our cats too!
ReplyDeleteWe haven't had mice for a long time, I don't know. Years ago our Baggy got a mouse, now I don't think he would.
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday. Hailey and Zaphod
Oh boy. Maybe Mr. Kitteh could find a new job in Napping and Sitting Around.
ReplyDeleteOh-oh!
ReplyDeleteSounds like he found the motive to do a better job!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
When I see mices? I chase them!! Who needs kitties to do the job??
ReplyDeleteCotton
Sounds like unfair dismissal to me?! Sure it was all part of Larry's cunning plan to lure the Mouse out, right?!
ReplyDeleteLoved this post :)
Have fun,
Your pal Snoopy :)
I hope they gave Larry a good severance package at least.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Was this a political rant? I stopped after the first two lines because the mousy was in danger. Run!
ReplyDeleteHuggies and Cheese,
Haopee
Haopee , nope , no mousy was hurt in the compilation of this story , that is the point. Have a good day!
DeleteBest wishes Molly
I'm scared for the mouse! run, run, run!
ReplyDeleteWe slept for 3 nights in a van with a mouse. I was terrified. Our dogs did nothing about it. Maybe we need a cat.