Today At The Park, Not Such A Lark!

Molly The Wally & the oversized Victoria Beckham style sunglasses.

Ventured into the park today, in disguise due to having been recently apprehended by Her Majesty’s Constabulary.  Suffering for bark block so unable to continue writing my memoirs.  Very apprehensively approached the woods and kept one beady eye out for PC Plod whilst scanning the horizon for potential vermin to chase.  Major obstacle, the view was badly obscured by my oversized Victoria Beckham style sunglasses. To make matters worse scarf got caught in tree branch and I nearly did unto myself an Isadora Duncan. Somebody please design celebrity hunting attire urgently!!!!!! Victoria are you free?