Leo The Lumberjack & The Olympic Teletubbies.
Leo ‘The Log Dog’ now known as ‘The Lumberjack’ found another log
for me. Took one look at it and with weary sigh trotted off to the cafe.
Sitting down I ponder the hideousness of the new Olympic uniform. This awful
ensemble features shades of Barbie pink and purple. Our Olympic ambassadors
will waddle around the streets of London looking like Tinky Winky out of the
Teletubbies. This is then topped with a straw trilby hat with pink ribbon
reminiscent of Lance Corporal Jones the butcher in Dad’s Army. All that is
missing is a pink rucksack with ‘Dora The Explorer’ emblazoned on the back and
we are done. I am available for image consultations for a small fee!
perhaps "the log dog" is collecting the poles for the vault?
ReplyDeleteHaha, nice description and great photo. Have to agree, the uniforms are pretty disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI hear from good authority the British Team will be dressed as Smurfs!
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