MOLLY THE WALLY WRESTLES WENLOCK THE LONDON 2012 OLYMPIC GAMES MASCOT.
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We introduce you to the hideous, ugly little Wenlock, the Official London 2012 Olympic mascot.
As Molly aims for gold in the ‘Defacing, Dis-figuring, De-stuffing and Disembowelling Event’ we find her deep in conversation with coach Pippinpumpkin.
Pippinpumpkin takes time out to discuss strategy with Molly. The world record was set at 4 minutes and 29.221 seconds by Rufus of Russia.
Pippinpumpkin gives Molly a few tips on how to get on top of her opponent. ‘Remember don’t be fooled and go for the second eye Molly, this Cyclops only has one.’ Said Coach P.
Wenlock is straight in with a chest thump, taking Molly unaware.......
Followed by a chin shot that sends Molly’s head spinning.......
Wenlock then follows it with a head butt ........ooooch!!!!
Molly valiantly gets to her feet with Wenlock clinging on for dear life!
Wenlock pounces on top of Molly and gives her head a good pummelling.....
Half time and coach P steps in to give some advice whilst Wenlock rolls around laughing........
Molly pins down Wenlock and looks up at the clock......
Enraged and with the minutes ticking away Molly goes in for the kill wounding Wenlock!
Molly tackles the ‘Face Disfigurement Move’ and Wenlock is pinned down and the crowd are roaring.......
Remembering what coach P said Molly goes for the one eye.......
Now as the clock ticks on, it’s straight in for the ‘De-Stuffing Move’ to rapturous applause from the audience........
With Wenlock unable to fight back Molly goes in for the ‘Disembowelment Move’ and the crowd are going wild........
There is capox flying everywhere and Molly is showing no signs of stopping......
Wounded Wenlock tries to play dirty and farts in Mollys' face to boos from the crowd......
Molly takes a quick breather but she is not giving up and keeps Wenlock pinned down........
Nevermind the mucky face Molly get back in there shouts coach P......
Another ‘De-Stuffing Move’ and Molly looks up to see the time on the clock......
It’s 4 minutes and 26.036 seconds and Molly can’t take it in.........It’s GOLD beating Rufus of Russia.......
Coach P comes in and both wait for the judges to confirm the record.........and the crowd are now screaming.......
Winner, winner, chicken dinner, it’s Team GB’s first gold in the ‘Defacing, Dis-figuring, De-stuffing and Disembowelling Event’ ......and Molly wipes a tear from her eye.
And as for the looser Wenlock........
Say no more.......!!!!!!
