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There seems to be a bit of a fixation in certain circles with everything Zombie. Are we waiting for the zombie apocalypse? Sadly not but for anyone that is worry not as we have the perfect solution for you guaranteeing your wellbeing when the masses of the undead take over the world.  Demeter has bought out the undead inspired fragrances. These will allow you to glide around the post zombie apocalypse world undetected by those flesh munching badies. Walking Dead fans will recognise this strategy of smothering yourself in rotting flesh to prevent getting your brains scoffed by the raggedy bunch. A press release from Demeter claims the product is eminently wearable. Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth. Zombie for Her is a slightly lighter version of the Men's fragrance with a touch of dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch. Over the years the New York-based firm has also attracted a celebrity fan base. Its Gin and Tonic concoction is said to be a favorite of actress, Drew Barrymore. While Clint Eastwood, Sharon Stone, and Kate Moss are partial to Dirt a scent made to smell exactly like earth from the fields. The Zombie scent, priced at $20 for a 30ml bottle. I am off to get a bottle right now, as sadly I have not seen any road kill to role in for ages.