Dogton Abbey Blog, What’s With Smart Tart, Brawleys’ Sweetheart?

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Episode 2 Series 4, What’s With Smart Tart, Brawleys’ Sweetheart?

Bonsoir it is I Her-Clue Paw-Row.  It is the brain, the little gray cells on which one must rely. One must seek the truth within, not without mes amis. I, who have undoubtedly the finest brain in Europe at present, will reveal what we have found out about Smart Tart. Shady Lady bred a pup Brawley Crawley who like the rest of the family was a pooch that loved his hooch.

So he took to the drink most of each night and most of the time he looked a real sight. He’d pick a fight and cheat and bite much to the fright of the family. Ms Lemon open your note book and let us reveal how he came to hook up with Smart Tart. Despite the drink, he spotted her all dressed in pink and wrapped up in mink. 

The Creepy Crawley Clan now turned their backs on this bunch of quacks and cracks. They thought her a shrew who used language so blue and they threw them out of the family. With three generations of pups so bad the clan decided that they were mad and so to get rid of them they were glad.

Brawley Crawley loved Smart Tart and together they set out on a life of crime. It seemed to run in their blood. Folks they would meet out on the street and out of money they’d cheat and then escape from the heat. To the police they became known much to the groan of the family.   

 

So on the run they had some fun and showed no remorse for their criminal way which did handsomely pay.

With lots of lolly life was so jolly but someone had to pay for their folly. RIP Brawley Crawley by the gun he was done. 

So the family rift of old we did unfold and now we know why fools’ gold made the family monies withhold. So the pup they bred Crawly Crawley was left adrift searching for a way out of a life of thrift because of the rift with the family.

Earl Grrrtham was aghast at the revelations from the past with the pups so fast. My granny the Dowager Countess Grrrtham would be shocked to the bone. She was such a stickler for tradition.

Her-Clue Paw-Row must now reveal did they get wed or was Flossy misled and with a puppy bred, sped with fleeting paws fled? Did she breed a family so bad that for generations their actions made the family so mad? Stay tuned as we delve ever more deeply into the shark infested waters that is Dogton Abbey.