Warning Fart Art .......hideous content alert!
Britains’ first commercial venture to convert dog poop into free heat and renewable electricity is to be unveiled in July. The power scheme dubbed ‘Poopy Power’ has been three years in development. Mr.Downie the brainchild behind the company Streekleen says that we should get beyond the yuck factor and consider waste as an economic commodity. Poop is currently trading on the New York Stock Exchange at 3 cents a pound so send all your poop to Streetkleen and make some money.
Britains’ first commercial venture to convert dog poop into free heat and renewable electricity is to be unveiled in July. The power scheme dubbed ‘Poopy Power’ has been three years in development. Mr.Downie the brainchild behind the company Streekleen says that we should get beyond the yuck factor and consider waste as an economic commodity. Poop is currently trading on the New York Stock Exchange at 3 cents a pound so send all your poop to Streetkleen and make some money.
Joking apart maybe we should send
Mr.Downie this piece of art (?) from Hong Kong! The large brown sculpture was
created by L.A. artist, Paul McCarthy and he calls it Complex Life. The artist gave no rhyme or reason, according
to the museum's executive director, but the whole point is that it makes a
statement. Yea that would be a really big, brown, shiny, stinky useless statement then. Maybe Mother Nature
can unleash a missive rain storm and flush it away.
No sorry we can't get beyond the yuck factor. Anyone got a big enough poop bag out there?
Amazing sculpture!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
I have read about this sculpture and I agree yuck!
ReplyDeleteurban hounds
YOU ARE BOLD and wonderful. The mark of a real journalist....you get your paws dirty to bring us the scoop - or should I say, POOP?
ReplyDeleteI'M ALL FOR TRYING TO USE IT AS FUEL! We all know there's enough of it to keep us running til kingdom come!
Yuck and what an awful sculpture.. Have a fantastic Thursday xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Hello, Molly The Wally!
ReplyDeleteWow...! Do they like this sculpture in Hong Kong? I wonder!
Thank you sooooooo much for following me!
Have a wonderful Thursday!
Cadwaladr
Mom laughed so hard she fell to the floor!!
ReplyDeleteOMDs....love the 'flow' chart.
Hugs madi your BFFF
Molly, She says to say thank you yet again for sharing these things and making her laugh!!! You know, it may not be such a bad idea but we all had a bit of a cringe at the 'art' - I mean, seriously, what is that all about!!! Of all the things to put on display!
ReplyDeleteWoof
Groucho
A poop flow chart. hahhah. But that sculpture.... and tothink my MOM has been disposing of my poops all these years. Little did we know she was throwing way art.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Oh, that sculpture sure is something, isn't it? I scoop up PLENTY of poop in our yard...I think we could start our own power plant. Imagine if Blogville combined their poops...we could power a whole country!
ReplyDeleteElyse and Riley
To come up with a sculpture like that i want to know what he's been smoking.
ReplyDeleteSheba.
No problem here with the conversion plant as long as it's not in my back yard ;) but that 'sculpture'? "YUCK" is no where strong enuff for how totally icky that is...Yeesh...BTW I learned a new word today Molly...I now know what a 'boffin' is...Thank you!
ReplyDeleteYuck!!! Art has become really strange nowadays.
ReplyDeleteWhat a poop! One has to wonder about the minds of the people who think up these things. Yesterday I heard about a report that said eating your own boogers is good for you.....it's like .....why would anyone even want to research that????
ReplyDeleteGreat! I could be my own generation station and we could use the power for my crib... imagine I had beans.... wow, what an illumination :o) Have a funny thursday :o)
ReplyDeleteWOW Molly, what a bunch of crap!
ReplyDeleteWow, you would need one really big baggie for that. Nasty!
ReplyDeleteNow that's what we call a BIG pile of sh*t! Sure wouldn't want that sitting in the middle of our town.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
just laughing at the stuff you find to share with us!
ReplyDeleteMom wishes we could use the potty that way.......
ReplyDeletestella rose
At first glance I thought the sculpture was chocolate hippopotamus's
ReplyDeleteOh no! And we were going to eat breakfast
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
BaaaaaWaaaah OUR mom collects All of our Poops... and puts them in what we call her Poop Sculpture place... We think OURS is BETTER than that Big one...
ReplyDeleteWOW that must have been ONE HUGE GIANT POOPER of a Dog to make THAT Pile. It would probably BREAK our mom's Pooper Scooper thingy.
So what this Poop into Fuel thingy is really saying is... HOT S**T Right?
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'd want to live near the electric plant that converts all the poop. I imagine the air would be rather stinky at all times!
ReplyDeleteYUCK indeed!
ReplyDeleteEweeeeeeee. I hope it doesn't smell.
ReplyDeleteWags,
Ranger
Hey Molly!
ReplyDeleteWow, what a weird idea! I'm all up for recycling and green energy, but brown/stinky energy is a whole other ballgame. If they need methane, who not tap into all of those smelly belching cows?!? hmmmm That sculpture is disgusting...and not in a good way! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
That is quite some sculpture!
ReplyDeleteWe have read something about them using the fat from the poop in the sewers to make fuel - yes, ewwwww.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Yuck is right. I don't buy any of it. You can't process poop. In 10 years people will be dying from lung cancer from inhaling the smell of that sh*t. Sorry, no pun intended. :-)
ReplyDeleteWe don't know about converting poop, but we suppose, why not? Not so long ago in human history, dried dung had to be burned for fuel--probably still is in many poverty-stricken areas. Might as well put it to good use. LOL.
ReplyDeleteAs for that so-called sculpture--referring to it as "art" is a wild stretch. Just our $0.02.
Oh, and re: your comment on our post today: GOOD LUCK with whoever ends up as your neighbours! Ours bought the adjoining townhouse 15 months ago, a young family, 2 kids, and you've never heard the like--the screaming, fighting, tantrums, pounding up and down the stairs, slamming doors...and that's just the mother. Never mind the father, who's had affairs, who seems to have no regard for his wife or kids and who, from the sounds of things, has crossed the line into abusive several times. ::Shudder:: Then there's the 8-year old boy and 7-year old daughter, chips off the old blocks, as it were. Our human does her best to keep a low profile, because the mother has proven to be confrontational and unbalanced and irrational, and the husband gives our human the heebee jeebies.
Hehehehe! I've heard about the poop conversion idea...I think that it might be a little bit stinky though! ;-) Um...is that sculpture made out of poo or just inspired by it?! Cause that would be gross!! Hehehe!
ReplyDeleteWrigs is so pleased to learn that his poop is now a valuable commodity. We're wondering if someone actually paid Mr. McCarthy to create that sculpture. Oh, the nasty things that are done under the guise of art.
ReplyDeleteSusan and Wrigs
Ohhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy GOD!!!!
ReplyDeletelol!
Hi Y'all!
ReplyDeleteYour expression says it all!
Y'all come back now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Oh boy........
ReplyDeleteYuck and LOL but that guy should get out more!!
ReplyDeleteWhat next? Is this a bunch of crap? Sorry, could not resist!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Perhaps mummy should save my poops and turn them into a sculpture BOL
ReplyDeleteOh dear... "art." Right.
ReplyDeleteAs for the energy idea... I guess it's a renewable resource at least!
The art kinda looks like hippos.
ReplyDeleteOur Lady says for the amount of money she spends feeding us, being able to turn it into energy would be good!
Lee and Phod
Hmmm... sure do hope no one has to clean that up! MOUSES! purrs
ReplyDeleteIf they can make that work... I guess go them! I think the hard part may be finding employees to shovel 3 tons of poop a day into a turbine lol. Are you sure that's not Jabba the Hut?
ReplyDeleteWow, that looks almost as big as mine! You know what kind of mess a dachshund leaves lying around...
ReplyDeleteguess whats, I has just acquired a copy of your e-book; I no was familiar with your authorship before! I looks greatly forward to reading about those scandalous squirrels.
love,
Reuben
We...are...barkless! Sammy wants to know what kind of dog it is that made that HUGE pile?
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Oh mamma mia! That's really very big! :)
ReplyDeleteNice regards
Arno
Well if they could find the creature that produced the last pile there would be an endless abundance of energy. Enough to power the entire country as long as said creature was kept well fed.
ReplyDeleteMOL!
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
3 tons to make energy? I'm going to need more dawgs. :)
ReplyDeleteWowzers!
ReplyDeleteThat sculpture! Wowzee. The giant came down the beanstalk and we didn't know it!
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