Dog House Blog, Maybe Baby!

Of course over here it is Royal Baby Mania.

The Headlines!

What The Nation is thinking!

What The World is thinking!

Of course Tony Who has to get in on the act!

And yes the jokes are coming.....



The babys' first photo!

The question everyone is asking....The Name?

More photo opportunities!

The Queens' opinion on that name!

And lastly what Prince Harry thinks!

Have a terrific Thursday all and a big royal welcome to Prince George Alexander Louis.

Snouts in the City over here are looking for the best dressed dog around.  Does your four-legged BFF have a stylish look that the world has got to see? Send a pic over to snoutsinthecityATgmailDOTcom. Go on pups pop over , make a new furend and show off all your lovely selves. 

Flog It Blog It, How To Wear The Crown?

 

With a royal baby on the way, there's no better time to avoid all newspapers and television coverage brush up ones' historical knowledge of the British Monarchy and how to wear The Crown.



 

Have a super Saturday all.

Flog It Blog It, It's Fate Kate More Fart Art!

 

Remember this hideous portrait of our Kate that became an internet hit when some imaginative people decided to spoof it up here. Well a new portrait shows the Duchess of Cambridge depicted wearing a halo and breastfeeding a baby in a bizarre new painting.  Kate who is expecting her first child next month, is smiling broadly as she holds the crown wearing baby whilst a corgi sits at her feet. The painting is the work of political artist Kaya Mar.

 

 

It's not the first time the Duchess has been the subject of an unusual work of art. Here are some more examples.

 

Hay there who got married?

 

Needled by this one for sure!

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

 

Something you too can do with broken crockery?

 

 

OMD words fail us!!!!!

Do you think they eat this for breakfast?

 

 

What a doll?

 

 

One for Pinterest....Epic Fail!

 

 

Let's go with Lego!

And lastly don't play with your food!

 

The trials and tribulations of fame. Have a fabulous famous Friday.

 

Flog It Blog It, More Fart Art!

Kate Middletons' first portrait gets a internet makeover!

We dedicate todays' post to Max The Quilt Cat who is hosting 30 cat portraits in 30 days.As you know from our Turnip Prize Art Award  (here) we call bad art Fart Art. So today we’d thought we’d take a look at Kate (Middleton) Windsors’ latest portrait which has not been received well here in the UK. It's received withering criticism and has been branded as rotten, ghastly and ordinary. Now some aspiring artists with some help from Photoshop have tried to improve Kates’ first official portrait. 

Kate has been given a makeover with the handiwork of the Spanish grandmother who decided to restore a 19th century fresco of Jesus rendering it valueless.

Mr.Bean gets in on the act sporting a lovely shade of eye shadow!

The Duchess has been given the Fatbooth app treatment, complete more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.  

Be afraid, be very afraid! The Ghostbuster villain Vigo version!

Oh and one straight from The Royal Academy Of Art! Priceless!

Someone is a real ‘Joker’! Yes we know you are green with envy.

One for the ‘Twilight’ fans! Kate's addition to the vampire story would be entertaining!

Nevermind Kate we love you really! At least it hasn’t been voted the worst portrait ever unlike dear Majs’ one. Good Save The Queen. From bad painters anyway!

Our friends over at Max The Quilt Cat have told us about Sheila Wedegis who is a great painter of dogs. She is doing 30 Paintings of 30 Dog Noses in January. If you’d like to be included just email your nose photos to sophieATpalm-spiritDOTcom. Her web site is Here Let us have some fun. I have sent mine off for my nose portrait. It is going to be well better than Kates' was.

There is No Doom or Gloom In Mystic Mollys' Fortune!

As part of the Blogville Circus we will be hosting the Fortune telling tent. Leave me a comment from now until the 1^st Feb saying you would like your fortune told and let us know if you want me to look into our crystal ball, read the tarot, tea leaves or playing cards. Charge is $1, which you can pay on the 15^th & 16^th details later. All proceeds will be going to good causes. 

Slog It Blog It, Just The Job For Me!

Queen posts job advert on-line for £14,000 a year dish washer!

Please mind the Royal Crown Derby and don’t chip the crystal or you will be in big trouble at Buck House. The Queen has posted a job advert for £14,000 a year dish washer upper to travel around her palaces. The Queen is recruiting a washer upper who must be willing to travel for up to three months of the year around all her swell pads just to do the dishes. Armed with a trusty dishcloth and tea towel the employee will travel to Windsor, Sandringham, Balmoral and Holyroodhouse. Described as a ‘General Catering Assistant’ it's just a posh word for one who washes up. Working for 40 hours per week one will be responsible for maintaining the cleanliness crockery and cutlery and glassware. So going through the requirements I think I might be well suited.

The employee should be:-

punctual and reliable Tick,

able to work well in a team Tick

flexible and willing attitude Tick

and happy to travel and work at other royal residences Tick.

Better get my application in before one of the corgis goes for it.

Dear Maj

I Molly The Wally would like to apply for position of cleaner of your foodables. I will eat anything except anything green but that is no problem I can give that stuff to the Corgis. I love foodables and I bet your stuff is well pucker. My qualifications for applying for this job is I have a very long tongue good for licking things clean. Maj you will save a fortune by not having to use a dishwasher. I am quick and efficient and I am more than happy to gobble up any leftovers. Please may I have the job.

Yours starving hungry of Suburbia.

Molly Majs’ Number 1 Fan.

Do you think I will get the job?

We got another great award from The Urban Hounds. We are thrilled and have popped it on award page with pride. Thank you so much. Nice one!

Dog House Blog, When (Prince) Harry Met Molly!

What really happened in Las Vegas with Prince Harry!

So we fly over to........

And then we play..........

But then there is a noise by the window.....

Nothing there so after a few more of these...

This happened..................

 Someone will not be amused................

The newspapers are full of it...............

Granny says........

Harry says................

The pawpawatsi say.......

And daddy says..........

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Bark From The Park, The Coronation Chicken Challenge!

The Coronation Chicken can be quite a challenge!

I could smell it long before I could see it and to be honest putting it on a picnic blanket in the middle of the park was a temptation I could not resist. Thus the challenge was to creep up and pounce on the chicken and eat it as quickly as possible without getting caught. Now for those of you unawares I have several ASBO’s (anti-social-barking-orders) under my belt already and a rather long rap sheet! Therefore ‘The Coronation Chicken Challenge’ needed to be executed with maximum efficiency and with minimum detection. Unfortunately in mid devour, I had my collar felt and before you could say ‘Chicken Lickin Good’ I was apprehended by the long arm of the law. Her Majesty’s Constabulary kept me on a short leash while they tried to find my human. Eventually I was released after a verbal warning and when my human had purchased some replacement nibbles and an expensive bottle of wine in lieu of an apology. With my reputation in tatters and my human considerably poorer we headed home. I am currently penning this from the dog-house with only my remorse for company!