Showing posts with label Boffin Time. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boffin Time. Show all posts

Friday, 1 August 2014

Funny Friday & Getting Old Ain't No Fun!


She who must be obeyed ignored moans about getting old, about aches and pains and all things associated with growing old disgracefully. So I thought I'd help here out with 'Texting For The Elderly'.Here I hope are some helpful abbreviations for my old girl.





I think she can use one or two of those LOL. Have a fantastic fun Friday all and happy first day of August. 

A big heartfelt thanks to Reilly & Denny and mummy Bree At Cowspotdog for the lovely gifts that came through the post. 



We were touched with the my own scrap book and the photos of Ancient Pip.....



and as for the treats and dinners.........



Thank you so much. We were thrilled. 

Monday, 16 June 2014

Moanday Monday & Wind Up Wireless!


On Moanday Monday we are having another moan but today it is about our rubbish WiFi or as peeps calls it WhyBuy? We either get the 'No Connection' screen or the endless rotating blue circle. Thus we end up on the phone to 'The Dreaded Call Centre'. After the endless choices of press 1, 2 ,3, 87 gazillion options and so forth you eventually get through to some Martian on another planet who has no idea of what you are talking about. Your tea has gone cold and you want to go to the loo but you are stuck there trying to explain in simple terms your problem. Then it is virtual ping pong between the sales and billing departments. Customer Services NO WAY they don't exist. What happens next? But of course you get cut off. Grrrrrr!

Tech Support: "O.K.' Person We Don't Give A Toss About', let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."

' Person We Don't Give A Toss About' "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech: "On your keyboard, 
' Person We Don't Give A Toss About'"

' Person We Don't Give A Toss About': "What do you mean?"

Tech: "'P' on your keyboard, 
' Person We Don't Give A Toss About'."

' Person We Don't Give A Toss About': "I'm Not going to do that!"



We hate them as much as the Lycra Louts. Do you? Have a marvellous Moanday Monday all.

Saturday, 31 May 2014

On Snigger Saturday, Selfie Or Not!


After our look on Thursday at kids with old computers we thought on snigger Saturday we'd turn the tables and bring you the Fine Bros and "What elders think of selfies'. LOL and they ain't holding back on what they think of this media self obsessed generation who really can't get enough of themselves. 



Have a super saturday all and don't forget to take your selfie at least once today.

Thursday, 29 May 2014

A Blast From The Past On Technosorus Thursday!


Do you remember the days when a computer took up whole rooms, programming in Fortran or the like? How about monitors that took up a whole desk or boot up programs on floppy disc? Arrghhh those were the days of the blinking green cursor, the whirling of the mechanics and the clattering of the printer. Do we miss them? Noooo! Watch this cute video where the Fine Bros show kids just what it was like to use old computers. It is a real blast from the past. Heddy days!


Do you remember those days? Have a tremendous Technosorus Thursday all.

Monday, 19 May 2014

Moanday Moanday, Damn The Spam.


Spammin

Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're spammin':
I wanna spam it wid you.
We're spammin', spammin',
And I hope you like spammin', too.

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I'n'I will see you through,
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
spammin' till the spam is through.

We're spammin' -
To think that spammin' was a thing of the past;
We're spammin',
And I hope this spam is gonna last.

We're spammin' (spammin', spammin', spammin'), yeah-eah-eah!
Is wanna spam it wid you.
We're spammin', we're spammin', we're spammin', we're spammin',
We're spammin', we're spammin', we're spammin', we're spammin';
Hope you like spammin', too.
We're spammin', we're spammin' (spammin'),
We're spammin', we're spammin' (spammin').
I wanna (I wanna spam it wid you) - I wanna -
I wanna spam wid you now.
spammin', spammin' (hope you like spammin' too).
Eh-eh! I hope you like spammin', I hope you like spammin',
'Cause (I wanna spam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you.
I like - I hope you - I hope you like spammin', too.
I wanna spam it;
I wanna spam it……
SSSSSPPPPPAAAMMM!




On a serious note

Please note all Wordpress and web site bloggers we cannot comment on your blogs as Wordpisspress or is it Wordprat or Wordpunk etc keeps telling us we are posting too quickly and our comments are either not going through or being treated as spam. Please un-spam us. Grrrr it is driving us nuts. If you have any tips to fix this can you leave us a comment. 

One solution....

To remove the You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down. error message, simply install and activate the WordPress plugin called Disable Check Comment Flood. That’s it. No settings to change, nothing to update.

Saturday, 3 May 2014

Snigger Saturday Who Is A Smart Arse?


When Makenzie got fed up with her mother constantly texting her about her dirty laundry she decided to play and autocorrect prank on her mum's phone and therefore the word laundry came up as acid. Poor mum did not realise that by hitting the little x button she could by pass it and so the following conversation took place. 



LOL whose phone would you play a prank on and what word would you change?

Have a super Saturday all.

Friday, 18 April 2014

Dog House Blog, Funny Friday!

 
 
Today we continue to bring you URLs (Uniform Resource Locator) that should be relabelled Unique Rubbish Labels.

It Scrap.com.....


It's Crap.com!

Who Represents?com.....



Whore presents?com!

Expertsexchane.com.....



Expert Sex Change.com!

Speedofart.com.....



Speedo Fart.com!

Go Tahoe North.....




Got A Hoe North!

Lesbocages.com.....



Lesbo Cages.com!

Americanscrapmetal.com.....



Americans Crap Metal.com!

Therapist In A Box.....


The Rapist In A Box!

Analemma Society.....



Anal Emma Society!

Wintersexpress.com......



Winter Sex Press.com!

Have a fabulous funny Friday all.

Thursday, 17 April 2014

Dog House Blog Twats On Thursday!


 
Today we bring you URLs (Uniform Resource Locator) that should be relabelled Unique Rubbish Labels.

Dickson Web.....


Dicks On Web! 

MP3s Hits.....


MP3 Shits!

Budget Cook Island.....


Budget.co.ck!

Children's Wear.....



Children Swear!

Teacher's Talking.....



Teacher Stalking!

Powergen Italia.....




Power Genitalia!

Bitefartcafe.rs.....


Bite Fart Cafe!

Ben Dover.com.....



Bend over!

Choose Spain.com.....


Chooses Pain!

Old Man's Haven......


Old Man Shaven!

Have you ever come across a funny URL? Have a terrific Thursday all.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Flog It Blog It, Techno Thursday With RoboRoo!


It seems technology advances these days at lighting speed and we have to say we were super impressed with Festo's bionic kangaroo which we call RoboRoo. No it is not a Dystopian Antipodean nightmare but a bot that runs on kinetic energy. They are also responsible for the robotic seagull.





We wonder what will be next? Kind of amazing and creepy at the same time. Would you like a robot and if so what would it be? Yes mine would be a bionic tree rat. Endless hours of fun. Off to email Festo right now.

We dedicate this post to Fozzie M here down under and all the roos at their place.

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Dog House Blog, Social Saturday!


A group of scientists in the department of Astrophysics at Michigan Technological University have tried to find out if time travellers use social media. If people from the future tried to visit the past they may have left clues on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter they declared. They chose two events to research, Pope Francis and Comet ISON. Looking to see references to these topics before they happened they found absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately, the research had some fundamental problems,

1. They should have tried to locate the DeLorean DMC-12.
2. Time travellers don’t have time for social media when they need to save the universe from yet another  apocalypse.
3. Okay, so you find them and then they'd have to kill you.
4. If they did decide to go on social media, wouldn’t it be to get 10 billion likes instead of talking about the Pope?


I think I'll stick to the tea leaves to see the future. Have a super social Saturday and keep an eye out for those time travellers.

Friday, 4 October 2013

Flog It Blog It, Freaky Friday!


Molly The Wally Deep In Thought!

It is the 23rd year of the lg Nobel Awards which celebrates the weirdest and funniest experiments in the fields of science. The winners come from all over the world and Nobel laureates handed out the prizes during a ceremony at Harvard University, sponsored by science magazine Annals of Improbable Research. For the first time, the winners received cash prizes $10 trillion, but in Zimbabwe dollars, which means they'll receive around four U.S. dollars each. The inventor of the trillion dollar note, Gideon Gono, won the Ig Nobel Award in 2008.

Psychology: An experiment that found people who think they are drunk also think they are attractive.

Joint prize in biology and astronomy: An experiment that showed lost dung beetles can use the Milky Way to find their way home. 

Medicine: A study assessing the effect of listening to opera on heart transplant patients who are mice.

Safety engineering: An electro-mechanical system to trap an airplane hijacker by dropping him or her through a trap door, sealing him or her into a package and then dropping the packaged hijacker (with a parachute) to the ground where police will be waiting.

Physics: The discovery that some people would be physically capable of running across the surface of a pond - if both they and the pond were on the moon.

Chemistry: The discovery that the biochemical process by which onions make people cry is even more complicated than scientists previously realised.

Archaeology: Two researchers who parboiled a dead shrew, then swallowed it without chewing so they could examine their excrement to see which bones would dissolve in the human digestive system and which would not.

Peace: Belarus and its president, for making it illegal to applaud in public, and to the Belarus State Police, for arresting a one-armed man for applauding.

Probability: Researchers who discovered that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow will soon stand up, but that once a cow stands up, you cannot easily predict how soon that cow will lie down again.

Have a fabulous freaky Friday all.

Friday, 30 August 2013

Dog House Blog, Heard The Word!


Molly The Wally Hates Word Verification!

When we first started we use to have word verification and it never dawned on my servants' tiny mind that is a real pain in the butt. However lucky for us Frankie here came to our rescue and sweetly pointed out that it drives the assistants nuts. We removed it without problem, crossed paws. That got us thinking what daft word verifications (WV) prompts come up apart from the usual illegible gibberish?



Yep crazy about sums up most of the words WV throws up.





I hear you now.........we too..........



One for when you have those little accidents indoors.


In these incidents take the advice below and blame it on the squirrels.


Make sure it is a good lie or you might get a .......

And if you are caught? Well...........




Or you could blame it on the ............


Or maybe the .........



Or just on the...............




And if none of those work......well........



Have a terrific Tuesday all.

Coming soon ....Maudikaes' second book Fishfinger.........fun trailer video below. All books details on the relevant page tabs. Enjoy!